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24.
The Act of munching on a hairy girls pubes.
John:holy shit doug, get a load of mikes girlfriend she's so big, fat, and hairy.
Doug:yeah, you can sure tell mike is a carpet muncher.
by Despicable M3 July 27, 2010
 
1.
A reference to a lesbian performing oral sex on another woman.
He tried getting her in bed, but it turns out she's a carpet muncher.
by Anonymous January 24, 2003
 
2.
One that partakes in the licking and eating of the female sex organ or pussy.
I find that I am a carpet muncher and am a lesbian stuck in a mans body.
by David October 27, 2003
 
3.
A derrogatory term which refers to the act of performing oral sex between lesbians.
There's a pair of carpet munchers.
She is a carpet muncher.
This is the act of carpet munching.
by Mr J Maddocks, BA. March 10, 2005
 
4.
a female who performs oral sex on other females
Did you know Jenna was a carpet muncher?
by Anonymous July 05, 2002
 
5.
One who licks a girls vagina,also called Rug Muncher
She is a carpet muncher
by Freak January 21, 2003
 
6.
One who engages in cunnilingus, or oral sex by "eating out" a girl's vagina
Barb is a major carpet muncher. She has her own carpet cleaning business.
by Dylan W. February 23, 2006
 
7.
"tina's a carpetmuncher, bob. dump her ass."
by lauren August 30, 2003