If I shaved that ass I'd be able to make a Persian rug from it dude!
Total carpet asser...we could open a shop with that ass!
Total carpet asser...we could open a shop with that ass!
by Johnny Hurts April 10, 2006
If I shaved that ass I'd be able to make a Persian rug from it dude!
Total carpet asser...we could open a shop with that ass!
Total carpet asser...we could open a shop with that ass!
by Fanny Hurts May 2, 2006
'Whenever he gets drunk he thinks it's funny to pull his pants down and show us his butt, but the joke's on him. Now everybody totally knows he has a CRAZY ass carpet.'
by Something_Vague June 17, 2007
by PD&JG June 29, 2007