A man who has wood
and does things with it. Carpenters use their tools
for such purposes as screwing
, and reaming
. Rubbing and sawing away at old logs are also common activities. Nailing
, while definitely an important part of carpentry, is not nearly as good as screwing
. Carpenters also often get glue
all over their wood
While carpentry is an important and serious subject - after all, without it, we wouldn't have such things as chairs
- the terminology of carpentry is fraught with opportunities to make crass sexual innuendos.
Carpenters themselves, of which I am one, exploit these opportunities whenever possible.
Jesus was a famous carpenter, but all the jokes were removed by po-faced editors when he wrote The Bible.
Drilling, screwing, nailing, reaming, rubbing - all things done by a carpenter.
Someone who has a hammer, aka a big dick.
Girl 1: Dan is such a carpenter
Girl 2: Why is that?
Girl 1: He has a hammer!
Girl 2: A hammer?
Girl 1: Yeah, a big dick!!
A person who is a problem solver for a high class crime family, usually fixing said problems with the problem disappearing without a trace.
The carpenter mad Johnny the rat disappear.
To be lil' spooned by a strange man with nothing on but boxers for an entire weekend.
Matt was carpentered while in San Diego.
A chick who is an expert at nailing wood. In other words, a prostitute.
I was just looking for some local "carpenters" online.
the act of a woman giving a hand job while holding a piece of sandpaper.
"dude! i almost went to the hospital 'cause that bitch tried to give me a carpenter"
What Jesus did as his part time job lol
Jesus was good with handling wood lol him and his little fisher price carpenter toolkit