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3. carpenter's dream
Flat as board and easy to nail!
First coined in 1903 by H. Cleveland Lowenbrau to describe the Baronesse of Eastern Slovovia
Your mom's lack of mamaries and promiscuity lend her to being dubbed a "carpenter's dream"
1. carpenter's dream
a non-flattering way to call someone a flat-chested girl.
look at that carpenter's dream, she's flatter than the State of Florida!
by KRHimself Jan 1, 2005 add a video
2. carpenter's dream
A flat woman. Compare to pirate's dream. From an unwarped board.
Paula is a carpenter's dream!
by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005 add a video
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