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carpsex
the special childen who are forced to live in big emptty rooms covered in carpet so they dont fall and hurt them selves hense the word "CARP" short for carpet, These childen face a lack of social knowlegde and face a slight case of mental retardation
timmy is such the carp
by big bird on campus September 04, 2007
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carpsex
Anagram of the word Crap, can be used secretely without someone getting offended.

Mispelling of the word crap.

Also a type of fish.
Do you like your new school shoes son?
Yes Dad they're carp!
Oh right glad you liked them.

omg u iz gh3y nd u iz carp!!111111 nd i cant type

by Pipey Magraw March 11, 2006
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carpsex
A frivolous complaint.
A fish.
A homemade harp. (crap/harp?
"I can't stand all of his carps!"
"There's a carp in the water"
"That carp made of ropes and boards sounds surprisingly good.
by Carcass July 03, 2005
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carpsex
acronym for:

Cool
And
Radically
Popular
Carver: I aim to be CARP. Cool and Radically Popular.
Tony: Good thing you don't want to be Cool Rich and Popular.
Carver: Why?
by MaxManhatten June 11, 2007
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carpwork
To hold unparalleled power; to not suck. Often times has large, skilled hands.
That guy is carping all over today.
by Chris Carpenter March 02, 2004
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Carpsex
A guy who likes ugly girls with no ass and no boobs.
"Yo, you see that fine looking girl walk by." (Ugliest girl you've ever seen walked buy.)
"Dude, you're a carp."
by gmac-dawg December 16, 2007
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Carpfood
to break an electrical product after the warranty has expired
oh no my telly has backed in what a carp
by Anonymous August 24, 2003
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