Carp

A troll who jumps into a conversation without understanding the original topic and going completely off topic from the original intent of a statement. The person can also be described as performing the act of carping.

Where a Troll is derived from the act of trolling for fish, a carp is is derived from the Asian Carp jumping into the boat on their own.
I blogged a piece on how people's backgrounds influence their decisions but a carp showed up and went completely off topic.
by TheDevilInside November 03, 2012
bottom feeder, as in Lesbian. The fish that can eat it's own weight in pussy.
Dude, that honey's a bottom feeder don't
waste any Crown and 7 on it.
by PaintedFist November 25, 2002
Someone who smells like fish and has a very bad attitude.
That person's a CARP!!!
by Ja'zz May 20, 2008
A guy who likes ugly girls with no ass and no boobs.
"Yo, you see that fine looking girl walk by." (Ugliest girl you've ever seen walked buy.)
"Dude, you're a carp."
by gmac-dawg December 16, 2007
the special childen who are forced to live in big emptty rooms covered in carpet so they dont fall and hurt them selves hense the word "CARP" short for carpet, These childen face a lack of social knowlegde and face a slight case of mental retardation
timmy is such the carp
by big bird on campus September 04, 2007
To Steal, to take something without permission,
While the cashiers back was turned, I carped a hat from the rack.
by Dave.the.Brave March 27, 2007
person of asian descent
I banged that carp bitch last night.
by ryan_ April 29, 2006
Derivative of the term "carpet kid". Typically used in academic circles. Sometimes meant to be derogatory.

1. abbr. - carpet kid

2. n. - Someone who is mentally handicapped.

3. n. - Someone who is unintelligent or in, say, a remedial class.

4. n. - Someone who acts very stupid, can't interact on the samel level as their peers, or is "not all there".

5. n. (derogatory) - Someone who does blatantly stupid and annoying things, and who has little personality and few redeeming qualities.

6. n. (derogatory) - Someone who is chronically uncool, even to losers.

7. n. (carps) - A high school social class comprised of students who are typically rebellious but lack the social skills to associate with the "bad kids". The stereotypical carp is loud, hostile, angry, unfashionable, unintelligent, and poserish yet down to earth, somewhat introverted, friendly and keeps to themselves.
2. "Geez, man, don't make fun of him; he's a carp."

3. "Cut her some slack. You know she's always been a carp."

4. "The kid sniffing the windex? Yeah, he's kind of a carp."

5. "Give me the kerosene, Josh! You're being a fucking carp!"

6. "You mean you couldn't even get a seat at the chess club table? Damn, you are such a carp!"

7. "The carps were arguing with the jocks over by the smoking pit today."
by The J-Spot January 15, 2005

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