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"We're not going to solve our problems if we get distracted by carnival barkers and sideshows" (Barack Obama, 27th April 2011, in reference to Donald Trump)
by BannedByTrumpPlaza April 27, 2011
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A bloviating, pathologically narcissistic douchebag with a combover who demands peoples' birth certificates.
Donald Trump is a carnival barker; he won't stop asking for Obama's birth certificate
by Reality355 April 27, 2011
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The country does not have time for sideshows and carnival barkers.
by jalara April 27, 2011
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One who hangs out outside a party and warns people not to go in for any reason.
Carnival Barker- "Don't go in there man it's haunted."
by Gribbles November 17, 2007
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FOX NEWS--Non-Objective
carnival barker Fox News the more you watch the less you know. Corrupt media, Stalinist to the core. Non-objective, complete lies, omission of fact, neglect to report on news that could be detrimental to the current regime. Needs to have their broadcasting rights revoked.
by MikeStrong55 July 13, 2016
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