A form of human that is unaffected by any sort of spear/bullet. This is a rare human being, but if you can find one, cut off the left big toe! It will bring you good luck for ever and ever, and give you 5 minutes of invulnerabilty at any time u need. One of several ways to spot a carney is to look for the tiny penis bouncing around between its legs, with a wild Rachel chasing it.
by Casey Hungsowell April 01, 2007
A desperate person who survives through trickery and the eating of human flesh. They have no life or soul and can be found in trailers, carnivals, and on a couch drinking GO2 Cola. Much like thiers zombie bretheren they can only be killed by cutting of thier head or destroying their brain.
by truthspeaker101 June 19, 2009
Carney is a great place to live, not to far from both Parkville and Perry Hall. Us kids are not the snobs walking around Perry Hall nor are we the kids running the streets late at night in parkville, we are in between but still able to have lots of fun!
Britany Lane, where everyone lives ! Playing Flashlight tag until the latehours of the night, Swimming in the pool no matter how dark or how cold it was. This was the life, growing up in Carney
by J-J-0 August 21, 2005
A carnival worker. Usually an adult male or female missing two or more teeth or possibly missing two or more of their limbs. They are masters of their craft which usually involves pulling a lever to make a ride move or pushing a button to make a ride stop. Most carneys enjoy a tasty marlboro red and the beer of their choice while operating the rides.
by urge311 August 21, 2013