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Canarian phone sex
A sexual act in which one partner stands on mountaintop A, and the other on nearby mountaintop B. The two gaze at each other through binoculars and "talk dirty" in the whistled language of the Canary Islands, meanwhile pleasuring themselves with their respective cell phones.
For a related practice involving yodels, see Alpine Sexting.
For a related practice involving yodels, see Alpine Sexting.
The uncrossable canyon between them could not stop Alice and Bob from enjoying torrid Canarian phone sex.
Canarian phone sex by Epic Tetus February 28, 2015
Gran Canaria
The greatest island in the Canary Islands, Spain. It's famous for its parties, like Carnaval, its tolerance towards everybody, and the incredible amount of beautiful places you can visit.
There's a rivalry with people from Tenerife, chicharreros, who are a bit presumptuos and cocky, despite being far inferior to canariones. Plus, Gran Canaria has better teams in most sports, like football, basket, handball, volleyball, etc.
There's a rivalry with people from Tenerife, chicharreros, who are a bit presumptuos and cocky, despite being far inferior to canariones. Plus, Gran Canaria has better teams in most sports, like football, basket, handball, volleyball, etc.
Dude, Gran Canaria all the way! It's awesome, and way better than Tenerife. Favourite holidays ever!!
Gran Canaria by mccharmley February 20, 2011
Gran Canaria situation
A Gran Canaria situation occurs when a story is told about an event that happened between two people but nobody else really knows what really happened or the full story besides the two people involved.
"Did you hear what happened between Joe and Candy? Nope, no one will ever know, its a Gran Canaria situation.."
Gran Canaria situation by T1mb May 3, 2013
Carbarian
A portmanteau of car + barbarian. Someone who clearly got their drivers license in a box of Cracker Jacks. These are people who behave like complete assholes behind the wheel and refuse to recognize the humanity of anyone who isn’t in a car, and frequently the other drivers on the road as well.
Typical traits of carbarians:
-Always driving at 20 mph above the speed limit, even in residential areas
-Removing the mufflers from their cars for no other reason than to make more noise
-Intentionally running over cyclists and pedestrians
-Voting against anything that would be convenient to anyone other than themselves and other carbarians, thereby turning their town into a mess of freeways, traffic jams, overpasses, and parking lots for shitty chain restaurants
-Having religious objections to using their turn signals
-Driving drunk or distracted
-Owning a low mileage car
-Having way too many political bumper stickers
-Honking at non-carbarians for doing the speed limit
-Hit and runs
-Always driving at 20 mph above the speed limit, even in residential areas
-Removing the mufflers from their cars for no other reason than to make more noise
-Intentionally running over cyclists and pedestrians
-Voting against anything that would be convenient to anyone other than themselves and other carbarians, thereby turning their town into a mess of freeways, traffic jams, overpasses, and parking lots for shitty chain restaurants
-Having religious objections to using their turn signals
-Driving drunk or distracted
-Owning a low mileage car
-Having way too many political bumper stickers
-Honking at non-carbarians for doing the speed limit
-Hit and runs
Carbarian by Shepherd Guy April 24, 2022