i saw carnage today. at work.

Carnage will fuck you up.

Carnage will cut you up real nice

Every year there is at least one Carnage in the streets of America due to it's incredibly high crime rate.

eileen: i hear daniel's hooking sylvia
danny: isn't she wyan's girlfriend?
yish: yea...
all: ...carnage

There was great carnage on the battlefield.

Carnage is the greatest Villain of all time. Period.

Carnage was running after peter parker, peter tried to put on his spiderman suit but he couldnt get his leg into the pant leg in time. carnage came up to him and said, "Naughty naughty, i hate u, u hurt my fucking feelings-" Peter interuppted him and said, "no swearing ass fucker!" at that moment, carnage took peters aunt and befiled her, and then made sweet chef like love to Mary jane and then went to curb stomp spiderman, but he was gone. spiderman had ran away with Micheal Jackson to Never Never Land and befiled little boys.

"This is going to be carnage tonight mehhht"

aka "Ally Hastie is going to ram your door down you prick"

"Carnage Central tonight"

aka. "Alisdair Hastie will be drinking, smoking weed, breaking jaws (hint hint) and will be ramming doors down at Pollock Halls tonight"