Curmuffin

Women who work at home on the Internet or phone.

Normally dressing in their pajamas or sweats and sometimes don't take shower for a couple days

I am sick of being a Curmuffin , let's go out to eat.
Your starting to smell like a Curmuffin go take a shower

Curmuffin by Tjmagoo August 23, 2016

cumuffins 

A mouthbreathing illiterate moron's mishearing and subsequent misspelling or mispronunciation of the word "comeuppance." The combination of "cum" and "muffins" adds hilarity to the usage of the term, as the word is typically placed in the syntax as an object to be received, as a result of karma, by a person perceived to have committed a wrong.

Yeah, that asshole screwed my best friend after I loaned him 400 dollars, but sooner or later he's going to get his cumuffins.

cumuffins by windu March 22, 2009

cummuffin 

A sexy young woman who frequently gets cum in her muffin.

Elissa is quite the cummuffin!

cummuffin by Pat & Kelly O'Brian December 8, 2006

Ccmuffin 

1:Choclate Chip Muffin

2:LEET Boomkin on the Blade's Edge server.

1. Mom made ccmuffins for breakfast! Num num num

2. Dude I was in raid with Ccmuffin last night!

Ccmuffin by The Volare August 14, 2009

cummuffins

Colloquial term for someone who has done something bad in the past and now the bad karma is catching up with them and punishing them. The punishment one recieves when they are 'getting their cummuffins' are as bad or worse as having to eat a muffin that has been ejaculated on. More severe and graphic version of come-uppins.

Adam: Why is Joe getting repeatedly kicked in the nuts by that guy?

Bill: Because he stole that guy's girlfriend, now he's getting his cummuffins.

cummuffins by jeffburnaby April 30, 2009

carsurfing

The practice of riding in other friend's cars as a main source of transportation. Mostly practiced by 15-18 year olds who do not own cars, however occasionally practiced by adults. Name is taken from the more popular couchsurfing.

Dude, Andrew is always carsurfing like a motherfucker. He needs to get his own damn ride!

carsurfing by Pinkythefloyd July 28, 2010

cornmuffin 

"Cornmuffin" means "ass to cunt".

Do NOT do the cornmuffin. Your chick will get dick sick.

cornmuffin by Pat & Kelly O'Brian December 8, 2006