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cartjacked 

Meaning you're on your computer it's 10:59 AM (Est) you keep refreshing your Supreme page. Then boom 11AM hits, you see that hyped item, in 000.9 seconds you add it to your cart. Then you autofill your checkout, cc information. And click on process payment. It loads and loads, while your heart is pounding out of your chest. Waiting to get that "Your order has been successfully submitted", but then boom. You get a message saying "some of the items in your cart are sold out, please remove them from your cart". You've been Cartjacked. Probably by some Asian hype beast with stupidly fast internet, or a bot.
Hypebeast 1: Bro i had the bogo in my cart, then boom! I was cartjacked!!
Hypebeast 2: don't worry Bruh I got a bogo for sale $800 obo.
cartjacked by AverageHypebeast December 7, 2016
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Colac Carjacking 

Jacking off on someone's car door handle who you don't like. Not doing it in public is the ideal method to avoid getting arrested.
Ralphy put Scotty under the bus with the feminist's so Scotty gave Ralphy a Colac Carjacking. Now Ralphy has Scotty's jizz all over his hand at work.
Colac Carjacking by Strahany June 29, 2019

Carjackistan 

Carjackistan is a fictitious country located where ever the statement it is in requires it. Is usually used in automotive jargon when the mechanic as no idea where to order the part from or as no idea from where it is coming.
Sure, I can have that there 710 cap here in a couple of weeks. May take longer though, it's being shipped from Carjackistan.
Carjackistan by eaglescout238 December 17, 2011

Mullah of Carjackistan 

the Middle East's wealthiest potentate. He governs his Islamic kingdom under strict Shiite (pronounced Sheeyat) rule. The mullah hates whitey.
The Mullah of Carjackistan funds terrorism on a global scale.
When your driving in your car whether it be alone or with a group of friends and you suddenly get an erection that wont go away. There is only one solution to this problem...The CarJack. Which is rubbing one out without your passengers knowing or crashing.
"Dude I was on the road for 9 hours and I totally CarJacked."

"So I was on a road trip with the boys and everyone was sleeping so I totally did the Car Jack"

"My girl thought road head was dirty so I pulled the CarJack"

"My girlfriend has braces and I only had my permit, so I parked and Carjacked it like there was no tomorrow"

"It was Xmas morning and not a car on th road, everyone was sleeping except for me and my carjack"

"I totally tried to CarJack my buddies car and he wasn't very happy"
CarJack by foSho and Hasselhoff November 30, 2009

cartjacked 

When in an online store, adding an item to your cart doesn't save it and another user can checkout before you, making the item in your cart out of stock
E.g. Damn just got cartjacked

Never mind I'll just be salty on twitter
cartjacked by Cartjacked February 6, 2017

Carjacker 

A man or woman who likes to masturbate in a car whilst driving or at a standstill.
Being a compulsive carjacker AND an Uber driver makes for a lot of awkward moments.

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My daughter caught me carjacking in our garage at 2am.

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My uncle Steve shares my love of carjacking.
Carjacker by Sir_LemonPledgE January 15, 2020