He may very well be the greatest character ever to be created.
boom damn ba doo doo! boom damn ba doo! boom boom DAM!
WIDELEEE WIDELLEE WIDDEELLEE WAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Old Broad: Oh baby, that's rockin!
Carl: Yeah...yeah...I wrote that. it's called i wanna rock your body (till the break of dawn)
Old Broad: That's beautiful. It's like poetry.
Day 2, Everyone: " WHERE IS CARL?????!!"
Last day: "WHERE IS--"
A "Black Carl", or a "White Carl", used for reference with the Black men's penis myth.
Very much in love with himself. Takes pride in his appearance and the appearance of who ever he is with at the time. Can be shallow when it comes to his women.
Very sex obsessed. Some call him a nymphomaniac. Great in the sac and knows it.