carcass time

When you come home after a long day or after being overly social for too long, and you just need to immediately lay down. No talking, texting or social interaction for as long as it takes to recharge enough to be a living human again. Carcass time may be enjoyed on a couch, bed or the floor.

After a long day at the office, the second Tia got home she immediately partook in carcass time. She went full carcass for approximately 12 hours until she could muster the energy to deal with her coworkers again.

carcass time by Unstuffed Pepper February 7, 2023

Mexican Carwash 

When you use the window washer squeegee at a service station to wash your entire car.

I ran in to buy some cheetos and a soda, and saw my friend through the window using the gas station squeegee to give his car the ol Mexican Carwash.

Mexican Carwash by Peanut_Butter! July 3, 2014

Cardassian Shocker 

Crossing of the middle finger over the index finger, and the ring finger over the pinky to penetrate a woman's vagina and anus respectively.

I gave my girlfriend the old Cardassian Shocker last night she screamed with pleasure, or perhaps it was pain.

Cardassian Shocker by Big Blue Balls August 12, 2010

Cagasburra 

An italian expression mixing "caga" or "caca" that means pooping, and "sburra" or "sborra" that means cum(or "cuming".
It is used as a nonsensical expression to let people almost get the meaning of it, but then no, it is a wtf word that will shock your italian friend for the beautifulness of the juxtaposition of those two words.

"Va bene Ciro, dormi pure."
Ciro: "Ho fatto, ho fatto la cagasburra"

Cagasburra by pollocane January 26, 2022

van damme carwash 

Involves supporting one's self approximately 6 to 8 feet off of the ground by doing a split between to walls (such as in a hallway) and ejaculating on passers by.

- "Hey Marty, what's with your eye?"
- "Yanks nailed me with a van damme carwash when I got back from class."

van damme carwash by Old Trevor April 25, 2006

Carcass Fart 

Inhuman, room clearing, lingering fart. So impossibly bad that it gets WORSE when it diffuses as the pure form is just sensory overload and smells like burning nerve cells. A more horrible expression of "Something crawled up your ass and died.... Weeks ago"

Oh dear God Dan ripped a Carcass Fart. Christ Danny it smells like there's something rotting in your ass!

Carcass Fart by Everyone Who Knows Them December 29, 2013

Sticky Carwash 

when multiple males (a minimum of six) ejaculate on a girl riding a shopping cart or a skateboard or any object with wheels.

Me and the boys gave Brittany a sticky carwash in a shopping cart down at the Ralph's parking lot.

Sticky Carwash by Tony Danza & the Rollerskaters June 20, 2011