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very carefully

A random punchline that can occur in a conversation showing intense mental prowess and wit... It also makes you douche bag number one. Totally satirical and not pending to the conversation, you're random interjection will at least garner a laugh, or at worst stop the conversation awkwardly.

Usually this can be followed by an OH SNAP to make it seem like it was a score for your team. However, like the song that never ends, anal sex, and zylon b, too much will make you hated by your peers and friends.

To use this (USE VERY CAREFULLY) is a small step process.

STEP 1. The Question: It must be a question asked using the word HOW and have a context: How can we accomplish, how can this happen, etc. Are acceptable. However, How do these two things relate, how are we different, how much is it? cannot be used unless you wanna randomly fuck with people.

STEP 2: Upon the person setting up the context, and you cluing in, quickly blurt out the answer: "VERY CAREFULLY" keep in mind that timing is key, 1-2 seconds max, it has to be clear, and concise right after the "setter-upper" asks the question. Too late and it will not make sense or someone will provide a different solution, such as a real answer in which case, moots your "Very Carefully" and will make every one say WTF MATE?!!
Example:

TEACHER: How did Claudius plan to kill Hamlet?

STUDENT: VERY CAREFULLY

#2

JESSICA: How could she've done this!!!?

FRANK: Very Carefully

Jessica slaps Frank, and then Frank curb stomps the fuck out of Jessica.

#3

CHRIS93: Alright guys how are we gonna kill the elite above the tunnel?

myg0tB3rni3: Very carefully

myg0tB3rni3 then drops a grenade and kills his team.
very carefully by Jimblor May 26, 2007

Choose your next words very carefully 

1. A passive-aggressive threat to someone.

2. To warn someone off before things get violent

3. A response to someone who offended you.

4. Commonly used as a joke online.
Taylor: "It's sad. You turn out to be just like your father. A drunk, abusive, pathetic man with no meaning to live."

Mike: "Choose your next words very carefully"

Carfella 

Sexual position where you open the drivers door of a Cadillac, the girl keeps her hand on the seat and you bang her from behind. When you are done, you step back, and you slam the door on her head.
Guy 1 - "Did you hit that?"

Guy 2 - "I didn't want to see her again, so I gave her the Carfella"
Carfella by Crazy Shits June 16, 2011

carefullism 

A word that Markiplier made in one of his videos .
"I just need to make sure to get all of these rails done right ,which requires a little but of careful carefullism."
carefullism by TTR08 March 21, 2022

Car Full Of Coal 

An automobile filled close to full, full, or exceeding full capacity with members of a race with a dark skin tone, usually negroes.
Oh shit, it's time to dip out. Here comes that car full of coal rolling by again.
Car Full Of Coal by Grahambo November 24, 2006
Carefully is a word used by dads and assholes alike to annoy the shit out of other people.
It is also commonly used when someone cannot be bothered to give someone a proper answer.
Person A: How did you spill your grape juice on the ceiling?
Person B: Carefully
Person A:............ Your terrible.
Carefully by Just........no August 19, 2016