crinkle dick 

A phenomenon where the penis makes a pop or snapping sound while masturbating, much like the sound of bubble wrap being stepped on.
See also: "snap, crackle, cock".

"Dude, what's that crackly noise I keep hearing through your bedroom wall? You eating Rice Krispies?"
"Nah, I was just jerkin'. Crinkle dick."

crinkle dick by userbits March 7, 2010

shit crinkle 

A worthless fold or air-pocket in excrement.

davidlopan123 is a shit crinkle

shit crinkle by aardvarks September 27, 2007

crinkle ass 

older person whose butt skin as become crinkled

Suzie: "I can't go out with you, Howard. You're too old for me. You old crinkle ass."

crinkle ass by Squeazl August 4, 2009

Crinkle Star

Another word for Asshole!

My crinkle star is dirtier than uasual!

Crinkle Star by Ben Morris and Jimmy Dornbush January 13, 2009

Crinklecut 

Used to describe a woman's. Extremly jagged labia. Resembling a "crinkle cut" French fry. Typically considered unattractive and undesirable.

Dude 1: Did you finally get to tag Amy last night?

Dude2: Yeah but I don't think I would go there again. Bitch has a nasty, stank ass crinklecut!

Crinklecut by Big Daddy Spankbottoms March 22, 2019

crinkle tart 

The area between the nutsack (or pussy) and asshole. See taint, grundle, gooch, chode, perineum.

As I probed her orifices, my tongue glided over her ridged and flavorful crinkle tart.

Sally's crinkle tart was so bushy, I had to keep picking the pubes out of my teeth while I tongue-fucked her holes. That's one furry grundle on that bitch. Talk about a hairy chode!

crinkle tart by Urap Nis September 27, 2006

Carfiggle 

The sudden urge to destroy everything in sight with your penis.

I'm bout to carfiggle this bitch up in here so much, when i'm done with her, old man jenkins could walk through her pancake house swingin his cane all around and still not touch the sides.

Carfiggle by DarrellJenkins May 24, 2008