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Global Financial System Stack 2.0 - The most ambitious, provably-secure and theoretically-sound blockchain project in the cryptocurrency space. Named after Gerolamo Cardano, a famous 15th century Italian polymath and professional gambler who exploited his thorough understanding of probability to win consistently.
Geez, I'm so glad I invested in Cardano before the catastrophic financial collapse as a result of over ten years of quantitative easing experiments!
Cardano by Zenarchism October 17, 2018
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carepass 

Save $10, first month is free. A CVS scam. Basically free money, who doesn’t like free money? Are you sure you don’t want free money?
“Would you like to join carepass and save $10?”
“It’s free money!”
Eric Kasili is the top carepass seller. He has sold over 5 million carepasses! Shane Mantone comes in second with 4.9 million!
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Cardarine 

Cardarine, also known as GW 501516, is a PPAR agonist that increases endurance. When combined with exercise, it can help you be stronger and more athletic and have more stamina so you don't get tired as quickly. Some people think it's a SARM. It's technically not a SARM(Selective Androgen Receptor Modulator). Cardarine boosts stamina, endurance, workout capacity, and fat loss after just days of usage.
I used cardarine to gain more stamina during exercise!
Cardarine by HawaiianPunch1 July 4, 2021

The Caretaker 

That guy who made music about dementia and everyone praised him one year after he stopped doing it
The Caretaker makes cool music.

Cardassian Shocker 

Crossing of the middle finger over the index finger, and the ring finger over the pinky to penetrate a woman's vagina and anus respectively.
I gave my girlfriend the old Cardassian Shocker last night she screamed with pleasure, or perhaps it was pain.
**may contain spoilers** Cardan is one of the main characters in the Cruel prince (folk of the air) fantasy enemy’s to lovers book series by Holly Black narrated in first person by Jude. He is a faerie prince who later becomes a king and has a love affair with Jude, a fearless human girl who was raised in Elfhame rather than the human world.
“Cardan kisses me hard, with a kind of devouring desperation, fingers digging into my hair.” p.309 (the cruel prince)
Cardan by auspiciousduck March 31, 2021
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Caridad is amazing.

Caridad is beautiful
Caridad is awesome.
Caridad is crazy, man.
Caridad by Megan Fucking Anderson December 21, 2013