The act of taking an object (preferably not yours) and swiping it between your asscheeks similar to swiping a credit card. Very efficient for quick, smooth paybacks. There is also a small chance to leave some Afterswipe, depending on how much is caught in your asspubes.
by DoutcheBag March 22, 2011
the act of getting a notebook or a rectangular shaped object and swipe between the persons legs hitting there ballsack
by HarryJewberry October 4, 2011
The quintessential “got laid” sexual euphemism where the card is the penis and the credit card terminal (swiper) is the vagina.
by Steve J November 25, 2005
the columbian card swipe: inserting your nose into another persons asshole and snorting a line of cocaine as the brutally beef stew you in the face with your nose in the middle of their asshole
by The Ultimate Guy November 8, 2022
when one applies a great helping of tooth paste to the index finger and swipes it down an ass-crack thus creating a sensation of ecstasy and tingling to the user (and often times applier). it was once used for ceremonial purposes to prevent the condition known as "dank ass", but now has devolved into a type of hygienic fetish.
by the-chronic-hygenic February 23, 2011
To card-swipe is to hold something between your butt cheeks when your hands are full in the similar motion of swiping a credit card.
by Jofin February 9, 2011
When you take your hand and swish it upward (or downward) someone's ass crack to cause them to jump. In a credit card swiping motion.
by Swanksterama November 4, 2003