"I'm not, it's just a damn car boner. It'll go away in a minute."
2. The act of being Carboned
"I pulled the Carboner out on Hilary last night and she loved it."
example: 2010 Corvette ZR1 or
1958 Cadillac Eldorado Brougham
(if you like'em old, you know what i'm talk'n bout)