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2. carboner
1) An erection received by hitting a speed bump in a car, which shoots a jolt of force to the crotch, causing the erection.
I had to wait a minute before getting out of my girlfriend's car because I had a carboner.
1. Carboner
1. a sexual pose wherein said Carbone will lie flat out on his back with both arms behind his head whilst sporting massive wood concealed only by a thin layer of red silk garment spread across the pubic area

2. The act of being Carboned
ie. "Man, did that swampdonkey get Carboned or what?"

"I pulled the Carboner out on Hilary last night and she loved it."
3. carboner
An erection caused by an exotic or expensive car.
Hey Mitch, did you see that Bugatti Veyron?" "Hell yeah, it gave me a carboner!
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