Car-bro-loading 

Car-bro-loading is the act of cultivating mass the night before a big workout by going out with your bros and loading up on carbs via high life beers, pizza, and Chinese food. Commonly practiced in the Mid-west.

Bob-Ay: Yeah, Friday me and my roommates are going out for 50 cent beers and we are gonna go car-bro-loading.

Uncle Andy: Car-bro-load?

Bob-Ay: Yeah, get our carb on then Saturday we are gonna tear up the gym.

Car-bro-loading by AMc799 December 18, 2011

Carload of Farts 

A "Carload of Farts" is when you constantly are ripping ass in a car. Hence having a "Carload of Farts," your car is filled with farts.

Ted Pillman sings the classic song "Carload of Farts"

"Hey dude Adam's car smelled like ass man." - Tom
Yeah dude he's always got a carload of farts" - Steve

Carload of Farts by Johnson Johnsonson November 13, 2009

Carload 

A fat cyclist, who has a smug ego and often displays extreme difficulty braking during a bike race. Usually South American. Likely to have a low IQ and a high T.

Dude, did you see Carload get popped off the back and pretend he had a flat?

Hey man, who’s that fatty flexing that carbon frame? Oh, that’s just Carload.

Carload by Mocha frappe latte May 28, 2018

Carload of Dark 

A car full of colored begging to get pulled over for being black on a Tuesday.

Doc Moreland: There goes a carload of dark up to no good.

Carload of Dark by Coonie McShay June 15, 2023