| 1. | Shut Your Bitch Ass Up (SYBAU) | ||
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use for that annoying nigga that is always bothering you ! don't use violence use SYBAU ! but don't use this in a bad situation like when your in trouble and your mom's yelling at you and you whisper under your breath "shut you bitch ass up..." there is a 101% chance you will get slapped . (Warning) Keep Out of hands of children ! Olivia: Ohhh im olivia and i have a weird head and cool bf...
Eugene: Shut Your bitch ass up (SYBAU) ! Olivia: tww non-sense ! |
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| 2. | mercury cougar | ||
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A top of the line car made by mercury. Sadly, the car was discontinued in 2002 for bad sales, but it's still considered a classic. The new cougars look far better than the ones in the 90s', and look better than most cars period. Definetly a head-turner. Also, this thing is FAST so be careful. "Hey man you wanna race my honda civic?"
"Uhhh.... you mean against my mercury cougar?" "yeah dude" "Wait your serious right?" "yeah" "Pffffff dude you should be bowing down to me kissing me feet not asking me to race you punt lil' car" "yes boss sorry" "ah its great having a cougar" |
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| 3. | Zero Retail Disaster | ||
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This is the result of an incompetent person being made manager of a retail store. It results in falling behind in sales and maintence of the store. In certain cases it even causes associates to transfer to other stores.
In one case a "Zero" was made manager of the West Marine retail store located in Port Washington, NY. This "Zero," as he was refered to by "The Associates," didn't have a clue about boating nor managing for that matter. The "Zero" liked to lie to customers and talk about his cars which he "allegedly" worked on himself. This "manager" was far from a manager or a salesperson. Instead, he was much more of a child. Aged in his 30s, the "Zero" lived with his parents, owned more shoes than a girl, and consumed more sugar filled snacks than a little boy. The "Zero" additionally liked to talk about how he would go to all the theme parks on his "manager meetings" in California and ride the rides like a fanatical 13 year old. He liked to boast that he was manager and always remineded people he was hired for his "managment skills." Comming from stores like Modell's and Finish Line, the "Zero" clearly had no idea how to manage a large inventory store and crumbled under the pressure of the satanic district manager, Jan. In his nosedive to failure, the Zero made an awesome kid, Brian, transfer to another store because of his constant lies. Eventually the Zero was fired, and an awesome day of reckoning was marked in retail history for "The Associates" (people such as Brandon, Patrick, Henry, and Karl).
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However, a new "Zero" would rise to the ranks of the West Marine Port Washington store. Patrick had created a new name for the old "Zero" which was "Capt. Grundle." Fittingly, "The Asso... |
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| 4. | Presidents Day | ||
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February 20, 2012 Urban Word of the Day
A holiday that has no real reason other than being an excuse for furniture and automotive dealers to have huge sales, and make Americans that don't know anything about their government feel stupid. Example One: It's Presidents Day, so come on down and fork over alot of money for this used car...
Example Two: Dumb Person: Hey, Happy Pres. Day, man! Smart Person: Yeah...okay. Hey, do you know who the first five presidents were? DP: Uh...Washington, Jefferson...Lincoln. SP: Exactly. |
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| 5. | lancer evolution | ||
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A car for men who are not man enough to handle a real muscle car, such as the Dodge Charger. Most often, this car is for men who might be married, but they still spend 5-10% of their days questioning whether they should become a homosexual.
Men who buy these cars are often thought of as "gay" or "stupid" by men who buy American muscle cars. Timothy wanted to buy an American muscle car until he was turned off by his sales experience with the store that sells them, simply because he is a dumb ass and will believe all the bullshit the salesmen at the Mitsubishi dealership. This is why he bought the Lancer Evolution.
Tim: Do you like my Lancer Evo dude? Steve: No. It's a girl's car. Tim: What? Steve: You should have bought a Dodge Charger. Tim: But this comes with a standard transmission and it's All Wheel Drive. I can't get a standard transmission on a Dodge Charger. Steve: Yes, it does have those accessories, but it also is a vehicle for homosexuals. Do you enjoy penis on a regular occasion, or do you deny your preference for penis and believe the bullshit your therapist tells you? |
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| 6. | gollum syndrome | ||
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Also Known As (AKA) Moocher Syndrome
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The epitome of the syndrome is Gollum of the “Lord of the Rings.” He started out as a fairly normal being and was transformed into a hideous monster by his obsession or greed for the ring that could not be quenched. Gollum said things like “We must have the Preciouss !!!” Remember the saying she became so green with jealousy that she became a “green-eyed monster.” There are many phrases that relate to people with this syndrome that can range from 1 to 25 on a scale of 1 to 10. One of the original moochers was Wimpy in the cartoon, Pop Eye, who frequently said “I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.” They usually take advantage of others generosity, kindness, and call you their “friend” when all they want to do is USE you and ABUSE you, and NEVER LET YOU GO !!! Someone who survives off another’s income. Someone who believes that they are owed something for nothing. One who even if they have their own money, food, clothes, etc. will still use someone else's first. Even if that someone else is more poor. They may appear to be a pauper who lives by begging. If they have possessions, then complain that they are very tight on cash, and need to be paid for anything that they do for the dupe. A scrounger who takes advantage o... |
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| 7. | Empty Kitchen | ||
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What female car salespeople are called behind their backs by sales managers. It implies that they are neglecting their domestic kitchen duties by taking a man's job. "I heard the used car department just hired another empty kitchen. Why do they waste their time?"
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