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Stupid and mindless bullshit defined at UrbanDictionary.com by that increasingly asinine cunt Andi, who thinks that it is funny as hell to define mundane terms with puerile humor and shoddy composition.
Oatmeal is Not Slang when used in the context of eating mushy breakfast foods, despite what the insipid ramblings of Andi may say. Likewise, using UrbanDictionary.com to write about your daughter, junk food preferences, and used car dealerships is Not Slang. |
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| 16. | Scottsdale | ||
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Scottsdale is a city located in Maricopa County, Arizona, USA. Named by the New York Times as "The Beverly Hills of the Desert" and by Travel Channel as one of the most luxurious destinations in the nation, Scottsdale has become internationally recognized and regarded as one of the most expensive and posh areas in the United States and a premiere tourist destination.
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Old Town/South Scottsdale has many streets emulating the cowboy era, stores and primarily western art galleries. Scottsdale's number of art galleries is second only to New York City. It will also soon be home to a new research center for Arizona State University. Old Town/South Scottsdale extends from McDowell Road at the city's southern border, north to Osborn Road. Downtown Scottsdale/Civic Center/Fashion Square is very close to Old Town Scottsdale, overlapping only a mile south on Scottsdale Road. This area includes many restaurants, bars, and nightclubs. Streets are usually filled with walking traffic after 10:00pm on Thursday, Friday, and Saturday nights, as D... |
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| 17. | roach motel | ||
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A used car dealership catering to people with bad credit. It most likely sells rattletrap older cars at inflated prices and charges exhorbitant interest rates. Buyers generally have to pay weekly or bi-weekly, as opposed to the monthly payments characteristic of legitimate lenders, and being even a few days late on a payment will trigger aggressive collections attempts and, quite possibly, repossession. That dealership's a roach motel, avoid it at all costs.
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| 18. | Libertyville | ||
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A Chicago suburb, comparable to the classic north shore suburbs, just not directly on the lake. Characterized by new money and an amazing high school football team, Libertyville provides for an excellent, although typical, upper-middle class lifestyle. When in the town, one will notice a cute yet quaint historical downtown area, as well as an abundance of car dealerships. Affectionately called L-ville by those who live there. Q: Which Chicago suburb is better than you?
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| 19. | Elliot Lake | ||
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A small city in the province of Ontario, in the country in Canuckstand that was renowned for uranium, now it's run over by old geezers and dope heads especially on Hirshhorn Avenue.
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Population is 13,500 individuals, not counting the 400 permanent residents of a world renowned drug rehab place: Oaks Dope Center. Elliot Lake is an Old Fart-Run place ... Because of this repuation, they've established Elliot Lake Retirement Living aka: Retarded Living to attract senior citizens. And because of that, they've shut down many places where teens used to hang out. Now the only fun they have is to sniff glue and go to the Oaks Center. The Oaks Centre : World Renowned for taking in junkies and let them go back on the buses scaring the hell out of normal people. A lot of the Oaks Dope Center's patients look normal, but once engaged in conversations, they usually talk about talltales on how they used to travel the world and bang girls for absolutely nothing, despite their ugly appearance. The females however, just look weird like Britney Spears in 40 years. Economy: Run by King George (aka: GOD or King Shit of Turd Isle) he likes to dictate where businesses will be built. For example, the King owns a couple of car dealerships around the area and people buying his vehicles will get tax breaks. Culture: Hirshhorn Avenue is known for dopeheads. Despite several attempts from PoPos, the micro-economy headed by welfare bums still... |
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| 20. | Libertyville | ||
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A cute suburb about an hour north of Chicago. A classic example of north shore living, Libertyville is quaint, rich, and obsessed with high school sports.Known for its large amounts of "new money," 99.9 percent of the town lives in large, ritzy, tasteless houses with Land Rovers parked in front. Filled with guys who think they are God's gift to the town and girls who truely believe that you are what you wear, it is no wonder why everyone want to "get the hell out of here" when they graduate. The only pasttime is getting wasted before WILDCAT FOOTBALL games and bragging about it the next day, as if you were doing something cool and unique. Although most L-villans believe they do this for fun and as an easy way to pretend they have school spirit, its most likely a result of chasing bordom. Or they are fresh out of weed, unofficial scent of the hallways. If you hear a car commercial, it is most likely for one of the 5376585547552336655 car dealerships. If Marlon Brando saw Libertyville now, he would roll over in his grave.
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| 21. | Libertyville | ||
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A Chicago suburb, comparable to the classic north shore suburbs, just not directly on the lake. Characterized by new money and an amazing high school football team, Libertyville provides for an excellent, although typical, upper-middle class lifestyle. When in the town, one will notice a cute yet quaint historical downtown area, as well as an abundance of car dealerships. Affectionately called L-ville by those who live there.Q: Which Chicago suburb is better than you?
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A: Libertyville "New Money" means people who have vast sums of wealth, such as CEOs of multinational corporations and the like, NOT people whose parents own local car dealerships or small businesses and live in million dollar homes. I promise. I live in Libertyville and I know of no family that would be considered "new money". New Money is also a rather derogatory term, as it implies that they are people who have money with no sophistication or social graces to use it, so I don't understand why people would be eager to apply that term to themselves. I would define it as a nice, very upper-middle class suburb with a historic downtown district, excellent schools (with equally excellent athletic and musical programs), and a nice place to live. As much as many people would like us to be, we're NOT part of the North Shore- we have no access to the Lake! I'd probably also define it as a town that seems to have a lot of people who are full of themselves, judging by the first definition. |
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