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Well placed online gamer that doesn't move for whole rounds specialises in stab kills and long range grenading and master snipering , most famous spots suburb , barrel room , top of the train , skip , cars and generally anywhere they can pitch a spot and go down like legends ! The most notable campers ever are MOC, Masters of Camping bunch of fucking legends! WE DONT CAMP WE PITCH STABBBBBBBBBBBBB KILLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FRONT CAR HARNEY FRONT CAR!!! YOU CUNT BIG SQUAD BUSTING NADE! THAT ONE WAS LASER GUIDED! CAMPING IT LARGE ! CAMPER MASTERS YES WE ARE |
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| 37. | Pitch a Windshield | ||
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Instead of pitching a tent for temporary shelter, "pitching a windshield" refers to sleeping in your vehicle. Chris- "I was too drunk to drive home from the bar last night, so I had to pitch a windshield in the parking lot."
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| 38. | rapture | ||
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near death experience; mocking the doomsday prediction of may 21, 2011 I had a total rapture the other day when I was almost hit by a car.
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| 39. | Alec Rupert | ||
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A wild blue-haired creature living up in the North. This creature is known to rummage through people's garbage in Duboise looking for anything necessary food, pocket knives, etc. This creature was last seen in McDonald's asking for Big Mac's and getting whipped by car keys. It is said that this creature weighs in about 1-2 tons and you can find him usually wandering about the suburbs in Gloverville. This creature usually makes certain calls in the night for example, SMUSH Sm-uUU-SHH. One last thing if you startle this creature it might run or charge you with it's mating call you will end up dying of it's smell or the weight crushing on your body. Josh: "Hey are we going camping tonight?"
Me: "I don't know man..." Josh: "Why not?" Me: "Didn't you see that biography on Alec Rupert on the history channel?" Josh: "Oh yeah i almost forgot forget that lets play airsoft GUYS!!!" Me: *sigh* |
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| 40. | Snack Stick | ||
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An unheated hot dog, eaten directly out of the package, without a bun. Popular locations to eat snack sticks include out of the back of a car trunk while camping or right out of the fridge at midnight while at home. Dude, who wants some snack sticks? They come with a free mustard drizzle!
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| 41. | Quebexico | ||
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Like the name the country the province is implied to be comparable to in infrastructure, it is also a place well known for its lax liquor laws and lower drinking age, compared to its neighbouring liquor oppressive province, Ontario. For those that live and drink there, this is the promised land. Popular tourist destinations include Montreal, Mont Tremblant, and various supermarkets and Costcos in the Gatineau area. They can be spotted with the Ontario license plates all over parking lots, and often be spotted loading multiple 55 packs of beer in the trunks of their car. Person 1: Hey, I'm gonna be going to Quebexico before the camping trip.
Person 2: Awesome, be sure to bring back enough for everybody! |
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| 42. | The Tasker | ||
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- when you just don't feel like working
- your tent needs to dry - or that unfortunate event when your girlfriends car breaks down and a sick day is warranted to repair it - a Tasker has been known to be taken when a clumsy moment has lead to you stumbling down stairs or falling out of a shower - or sometimes you just want to leave work early NOTE: there are unlimited Taskers at hand NOTE: there has been an addition of an atomic tasker where you take the first day back from leave as a "sick day" "...i cant come in today, we went camping and i think the tents and gear needs to dry"
His doing The Tasker! "...my girlfriends car broke down 2 days ago...i need to fix it" His doing The Tasker! "...it looks like its windy outside and there might be a storm outside, i better leave just in case...you never know" His doing The Tasker! |
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