Captains Handshake 

The oudacious and drunken act of inserting ones hand down the back of a womans jeans, in an attempt to reach around and grab the crotch. Only applicable to woman who are strangers.

So my buddy just reached down the back of that 40 year olds pants when she was leaning forward at the bar and gave her the Captains Handshake!

Captains Handshake by Jeff Steves June 28, 2011

captains poke 

When the captain of the boat whilst getting boathead pokes a finger up his ladies ass and yells cum about

My boy J pulled the old captains poke with his wifey Kathy while heading to The island

captains poke by spideyskin May 25, 2021

Captains Tan 

When a person turns red from drinking Captain Morgan or any other hard liquor.

Guy 1: dude look at Jesse's sunburn! Hes gonna be hurting tomorrow!

Jesse: Naw thats my fuckn captains tan!

Captains Tan by Novacaine86 May 16, 2010

Captains Cupboard 

Captains Cupboard is a term also known as a Head Stash.

“Head Stash” or “Captains Cupboard” is used for the special or especially good strains of weed only smoked by the grower or seller.

“Can we smoke some of that? It looks dank.”

“That’s Captains Cupboard shit, not a chance”

Captains Cupboard by SheldonJohnLavway November 19, 2019

Captains of Memnon 

A close group of gangsters that steal and plunder from whoever they want

Get in the MotherF$#%in house, the Captains of Memnon are coming!

Captains of Memnon by AcaciaAj April 27, 2010

Captains Orders 

When everything naturally goes your way because you're the shit - you order the groupies and ballers around ending the statement with "captains orders"

Nick: you need to take a hit of this dank ass shit, Captains Orders.
Aileen: but i feel stupid when i smoke 4 joints after the gravity bong :(:(:(:(:(
Lindsey: shut up and toke now bitch, its Captains Orders!!
Rachael: Captains Ooooooooooooorderrrrrrrrrrrrsss.

Captains Orders by USeLeSs_iDiOT July 30, 2010

captains platter 

During the act of shrimping(sucking toes)it is when the person sucking toes puts all ten toes in his/her mouth at the same time.

After a long night of sucking toes Bart tried to impress her with the Captains Platter.

captains platter by stoli June 29, 2006