butt captain 

Master and commander of the butt pirates. A butt captain is a highly-skilled, flaming, ass navigator that leads his pirates into battle... where butt pillaging ensues.

"Arrrrrrrr", said the butt captain as him and his men dug for burried treasure.

butt captain by ktrane June 18, 2004

shit shoving butt captain

A gay man with attitude, a poof with manly bits of muscle

a rump wrestler with energy

simmilar to:
shit shaggin ass pirate
turdburgling rump wrestler
fart knocking ass plumber
donut punching fart fucker
ass ramming anal death dealer
flaming gaybo rectal router
colon scraping poofter piercer
fag fucking shpincter shredder

gay1: Oh jesus christ i think u are so hard and fast u ripped me a new asshole jesus christ
gay2: call your Shit Shoving Butt Captain SIR bitch!
gay1: JESUS CHRIST!

shit shoving butt captain by Chick_Fudger September 27, 2006

captain of the butt brigade

of a distinguished group of homosexual males, the one who displays the most flamboyantly queer, fudge-packing tendencies

As the Captain of the butt brigade shouted "ram that ass!" Jonah was drilled by the cabin boy.

captain of the butt brigade by Alex August 9, 2003

Captain Butthurt 

Someone who is consistently angry or aggravated at everyone and everything.

Sam: Dude is Danny being Captain Burrhurt again?
Nate: Yeah he just punched Brandon for laughing at him, he's definitely being Captain Butthurt

Captain Butthurt by ThatOneWhiteGuyEveryoneHugs August 18, 2013

Captain Butterfluff 

(Sir Butterfluff by day) A super hero/villain on day 2 who only comes out in the snow. he wears a shower curtain cape, has a teaspoon as a weapon, has a crackly old man voice and sometimes combines the macarena with the chicken dance.

girl: "lol is that guy wearing a shower curtain??" Sir butterfluff: "ohh how very dare you! you silly old girl, for I am captain butterfluff!! oohhh"

Captain Butterfluff by poasa ma'atasi June 13, 2013

Captain Butthole

A person who is being really annoying.

Just call someone "Captain Butthole" the same way you would call them "Turd Pants" or "Butt Licker" or "Ass Wipe".

Captain Butthole by CedricDoodlehopper November 13, 2013

Captain Butterkins 

An awesomee person who is loved by many,especially me, older and male but called the baby sister by me cause were awesomee :) Happy birthday Captain Butterkinss :)wuv youuuuuuuuuu wots <3 x have a good day big man ;)wee sis :Dxxxxxx

omg did you see that guy :O yup hes my captain butterkins :)

Captain Butterkins by NinjaaaaaaaaaaaaaaPenguin May 5, 2010