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1. captain
Short for Captain Morgan's Rum
I drank twenty ounces of Captain tonight and it ended up all over my couch along with the contents of my stomach.
by Ides of March Aug 22, 2004 add a video
2. captain
He launched every zig for great justice.
Captain: What you say?
by Baseologist Jul 3, 2003 add a video
3. Captain
The name given to a guy who sleeps with a girl that has the word "ship" in her surname.
Will slept with shippers last night!! He is now CAPTAIN WILL!!
4. captain
A rank in many modern militaries that is above a 1st lieutenant and below a major (Army/Marine/Air Force) or above a commander and below a lower rear admiral (Navy/Coast Guard).
Captain Jones was the head of the platoon.
by Nicolaivich Jan 18, 2004 add a video
5. Captain
-the receiving of a blumpkin while giving an upper decker.

-the receiving of a blow job while taking a shit in the upper tank of a toilet.
Holy shit, he punched that hooker for denying him a captain.

Guy1: Yo dude, I heard that girl gives captains.
Guy2: yeah, I'd hit that just to get a captain.
Guy1: look she's going into the bathroom with a guy now!
guy2: brb.
6. Captain
Prefix to make fun of someone. NOT just restricted to Captain Savahoe. Such as Captain Cockblock, Captain Fudgepacker, Captain Deadguy(good one for video games or good thing to say in foreshadowing someone's fate in a movie)
Man #1 There is only one black guy in this movie?

Man #2 Yep, Captain Deadguy
7. Captain
A rank in a police, sheriff or fire department, usually the commander of a team or group of officers.

A male captain will sometimes offer to any female.... Want a little Captain in ya?!
Captain, my captain.... Yes please put a little captain in me!
cop jail sheriff rank fire
by D0c Feb 22, 2006 add a video
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