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18.
noun: a jackass or figure of authority worthy of slander
Hello Captian..er.. I mean officer.
by a lonley whore January 01, 2004
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1.
Short for Captain Morgan's Rum
I drank twenty ounces of Captain tonight and it ended up all over my couch along with the contents of my stomach.
by Ides of March August 22, 2004
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2.
He launched every zig for great justice.
Captain: What you say?
by Baseologist July 03, 2003
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3.
The name given to a guy who sleeps with a girl that has the word "ship" in her surname.
Will slept with shippers last night!! He is now CAPTAIN WILL!!
by candy_mountain November 14, 2012
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4.
A rank in many modern militaries that is above a 1st lieutenant and below a major (Army/Marine/Air Force) or above a commander and below a lower rear admiral (Navy/Coast Guard).
Captain Jones was the head of the platoon.
by Nicolaivich January 18, 2004
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5.
Prefix to make fun of someone. NOT just restricted to Captain Savahoe. Such as Captain Cockblock, Captain Fudgepacker, Captain Deadguy(good one for video games or good thing to say in foreshadowing someone's fate in a movie)
Man #1 There is only one black guy in this movie?

Man #2 Yep, Captain Deadguy
by Scott Boo May 12, 2006
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6.
-the receiving of a blumpkin while giving an upper decker.

-the receiving of a blow job while taking a shit in the upper tank of a toilet.
Holy shit, he punched that hooker for denying him a captain.

Guy1: Yo dude, I heard that girl gives captains.
Guy2: yeah, I'd hit that just to get a captain.
Guy1: look she's going into the bathroom with a guy now!
guy2: brb.
by Arch-a-tek November 12, 2009
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7.
(n). An older, traditional term for a White boss.
"Captain, you need extra hands laying track on the number 3 rail line?"
by z-da-man November 08, 2013
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