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17.
v.t.; to appropriate unabashedly and often imperiously something not belong to oneself, usu. not of great value; to steal shamelessly
I put my coat on the back of that chair to reserve it, but Bob just came over and captained my seat!
by atemperman April 20, 2003
 
1.
Short for Captain Morgan's Rum
I drank twenty ounces of Captain tonight and it ended up all over my couch along with the contents of my stomach.
by Ides of March August 22, 2004
 
2.
He launched every zig for great justice.
Captain: What you say?
by Baseologist July 03, 2003
 
3.
The name given to a guy who sleeps with a girl that has the word "ship" in her surname.
Will slept with shippers last night!! He is now CAPTAIN WILL!!
by candy_mountain November 14, 2012
 
4.
Prefix to make fun of someone. NOT just restricted to Captain Savahoe. Such as Captain Cockblock, Captain Fudgepacker, Captain Deadguy(good one for video games or good thing to say in foreshadowing someone's fate in a movie)
Man #1 There is only one black guy in this movie?

Man #2 Yep, Captain Deadguy
by Scott Boo May 12, 2006
 
5.
Any white man wearing a uniform ... ANY uniform ... it could be a Burger King uniform.
"Hey hey Captain !!! My carruh broke down about 3 blocks away ... I run outta gas and my old lady is pregnant ... can you let me hold $10.00 for a minute ? I'll pay you back tomorrow !"
by Mad Honky August 15, 2014
 
6.
(n). An older, traditional term for a White boss.
"Captain, you need extra hands laying track on the number 3 rail line?"
by z-da-man November 08, 2013
 
7.
verb: to love with all of your heart and thus change
Tommy captained the Captain all day every day. Then, he kissed her through the phone.
by Coni Pony June 05, 2009