Someone who will go out of their ways to back up their pleutonic girl friends even when they know that she has sleep with everyone within a 25 mile radius. A captain save-a-ho's objective is to is to eventually be the next person to sleep with the ho, but usually ends up failing miserably because they tend to be socially awkward. And a captain save-a-ho usually ends up getting played by spending ridiculous amounts of money on their meals while not only not being able to get any, but by also allowing the ho to sleep with one's own best friend.
Man what are you? A captain save-a-ho? Wake up idiot! She just banged both of our best friends back to back and there are talks that she like bukkake shots along with trains.
refers to a guy who kisses up to girls in front of other guys
Stacy, Bill, and Greg are having a conversation about music. Greg asks, "Stacy what do you think of Lady Gaga?". Stacy replies, "She's so original and creative! I love her!". Bill adds, "Lady Gaga is tight! She is so underrated!" Bill is a "captain save-a-ho"