A very lazy super hero that never is out there saving people.
Jake:I fail at life.
Ian: ZOMG, what are you doing HERE Captain Obvious, THE WORLD NEEDS YOU!!!!!!
One who dons this name is one who confronts falsity with the glaringly patent nature of truth.
CaptObvious battles liberalism on the perspectives forums:
: Opinions are what generate life
CaptObvious: I’m certain science disagrees.
(noun): One who states the obvious as if he/she did not know this before; One who is trying to keep a secret and gives too many hints as to what it is; (antonym: see obviousman
"Eew, that guy is picking his nose!"
"Well, thaaaaank you, captain obvious!" | "We are standing in 3 ft. of blood."
"Captain obvious strikes again"
A name given to anyone who states somthing painfully obvious.
"Gnools says ... war on Iraq has start THANK YOU CAPTAIN OBVIOUS"
"Gnool says ... Vis is hardcore OMG CAPTAIN OBVIOUS strikes again"
When you are in a Mosh
and you can't find your friend
ME: He has black hair and is wearing black
MELLA: That's like everyone here,kimmy
ME: *Slaps Mella*