| 1. | Captain Oblivious | ||
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A person, often otherwise intelligent, who routinely exhibits a comical lack of understanding in social situations. Such a person is typically well-known for their repeated well-meaning tactlessness, failure to notice romantic overtures, tendency to walk into doorknobs and general forgetfulness. "Blunt!"
"Cheerful!" "Clumsy!" "Absentminded!" "Negative square root of two!" By your powers combined, I am... Captain Oblivious! |
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