Top Definition
The person that wants to jam a dildo up your ass when you are passing seated people at the movies
"not today, not today, not today captain dildo" - dane cook (vicious circle)
by evansd September 14, 2009
1 more definition
Someone that is so uptight about everything that it seems like they are walking around with a dildo in their ass all the time.
Guy 1: "Man have you heard Garrett lately?

Guy 2: "Yea, he can be strict, but he doesn't have to act like Captain Dildo all the time!"
by DONOVAN94 August 22, 2011

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