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5. captain birdseye
someone who doesnt shut up, waffles all the time. comes from birdseye potato waffles's mascot.
see hassle loads
Me: jen allen wrecks my head, she never shuts up.

Friend: yeah shes a captain birdseye for sure!
1. Captain Birdseye
Bit of a wind up merchant who appears on the CFC Chat page
Likes to wind up other posters with strange paedophile like phrases
by Psychologist Oct 11, 2003 add a video
2. Captain Birdseye
A paedophile hu lives on an island with kids.
Yarr kiddies its the fish finger pinchers Com ere me hearties grab hold ov me mast an quick check me cannon balls. Giv em a gd ol rub oooo yehh
by MeAd Nov 3, 2003 add a video
3. Captain Birdseye
Captain Paedophile Birdseye
Come Here Children
by anonymous Oct 23, 2003 add a video
4. Captain Birdseye
A paedophile hu has a cousin captain Japeye
by MeAd Nov 3, 2003 add a video
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