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A sign of the zodiac that involves anyone whose birthday falls between December 22nd - January 20th. The representative animal is the goat. Typically capricorns are highly addictive, sensitive, smart, intellient, flexible, witty, humorous, loyal and hard working. They rarely have attitudes but can be hard to control and contained when angered.
Capricorns are cool to hang around.
by VaNellie September 29, 2005
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Capricorn's especially girls are confident but not egotistical, very attractive and have very slender nice bodies. This can make them seem intimidating but once you get to know them they are actually quite sweet. They don't dwell on their appearance or really think of themselves as hot, they are actually pretty modest and don't usually like a lot of attention.
Capricorn's are hardworking and sometimes come off as serious and take no bullshit. They are stereotyped as being boring but that is because when they meet someone new they can be guarded at first just to get a sense of who that person is. Once you get to know them you'll realize they are funny, have a witty sense of humor and love adventure. But the one thing you don't want to do is piss them off. This is when their inner bitch comes out. They are good at making you feel very bad and guilty and have a hard time feeling any sort of remorse for those they don't particularly like. They have a strange ability to cut themselves off from people emotionally very fast if you have wronged them. They don't have to say much at all for you to know they dislike you. All it takes is one piercing look from them and it's enough to know you should keep your distance. Just play it cool and don't get on their bad side. They have a lot of friends but only a few they consider very close and share things with. It's hard to get them to talk about their emotions because they are very independent and prefer to deal with their issues on their own. They don't like people to see them vulnerable under any circumstances. But that is not to say they don't help others. They often give good advice and help others they care for when they're in need. They are the best friends you could ask for and the worst enemy you'd want to have.
by floridasunkissed July 13, 2010
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the sign of the most beautiful girl on this planet. These girls may not always be perfectly gorgeous on the outside but they are still beautiful on the inside AND out. Despite the horoscope description, they're really nice, giving, funny and quirky. Theyre deep and philosophical. Not boring, but serious and mature. They are not conceited, they have a very kind heart, they're just unattainable. that's one part of their beauty. It takes the special guy to get under their thick shell . one thing i have to say; it takes courage. i learned that my capricorn girl has trust issues even when she hasn't been broken before. its their defense as they are wise girls. they are beautiful like that. NEVER tease a capricorn chick. they may react lightly but will stay hurt inside. Capricorn chicks are the bomb
Whos that awesome, beautiful chick?
why it's Alyssa...shes a Capricorn

Gosh she must be conceited.
no, she's just unattainable, and goes her own way .. *sigh*

Alyssa's birthday is in January.
by someguy098765 July 18, 2010
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Capricorns are sexy, intelligent, highly intuitive, beautiful, fun and extremely generous people. Quiet sometimes, but never boring. They are shy when you first meet them and they tend to be quiet around people they don't know, maybe that is why some people think they are boring. All the Capricorns I know are fun, happy people that laugh a lot and get others to laugh. They have THE BEST sense of humors. Most Capricorns are THE life of the party. Because of their intuitive nature they have the ability to read people very well. And they tend to "mold" into their environments. So how a Capricorn is much depends on how you are. The old saying goes, what you see in others is often what you see in yourself.

Capricorns get along with every sign and make great friends.
Capricorns are very intuitive. it's kinda creepy.
by raspberryswirl2 October 21, 2010
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Capricorn people are serious, no nonsense types. We progressively work at improving any aspect of our lives because we feel like there is always more than what we are doing at the current moment. We are compassionate with good intentions towards others, although we are controlling. We are not trusting toward others who do not seem to have their lives together and we detest all things superficial. Yes, we tend to stand out in crowds. No, we ARE NOT boring. We just are not amused by things without meaning. We get along with Taurus, Virgo, Gemini, Pisces and Cancer. Aries are to self involved for a Capricorn to be interested in because our nature is to care about the well being of others - which Aries and Leo do not do. Anyone who does not get along with a Capricorn is a person who has unsucessfully tried to manipulate, control or contain a Capricorn for their own purposes. Capricorns are leaders who are not easily duped into the schemes of others as we tend to see true intentions even when the person is doing their best to hide them.
Any woman who has been hurt by a Capricorn man is upset because she actually loved this successful, loyal, attractive individual but for some reason could not compliment his regal style in a way that the Capricorn man may have saw fit.

Any man who has ever been hurt by a Capricorn woman is upset because he was never able to control her, give her false hopes or dreams that did not make sense or convince her to do something unethical or goes against her morals or upbringing.
by GoodKima October 26, 2007
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The tenth of the 12 zodiac signs, represented by the goat, running from December 22 to January 20.
by GuidoPosse69 February 25, 2005
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The tenth zodiac sign, it covers people born December 22 to January 19 and is represented by a goat.

Capricorns are ambitious, modest, patient, responsible, stable, trustworthy, powerful, intellectual, perspicacious and persistent.

But they can also be boring and stubborn.

Capricorns are basically a modified Aries (who happen to be their ram cousins), and thus they get along really well with Ariens and Scorpios.

Opposite sign = Cancer
Gets along with = Aries, Taurus, Virgo, Leo, Scorpio
It's anything but a breeze to grasp the Capricorn char­acter. You'll learn to recognize this Sun sign, but you'll need some preliminary practice. Study the quiet spider in the comer. He hasn't a chance against the fast-flying insects. But they get caught in his cleverly spun web -- and the spider wins. Remember Aesop's slow tortoise, humorously crawling in that race. He hasn't a chance against the quick, bright hare. But the flighty hare goes in all directions, for­getting the goal -- the tortoise wins. Observe the goat, as he scales the mountainside. He hasn't a chance against the strategy of the smarter humans who pursue him. But the hunters fall behind as the sturdy goat climbs determinedly from crag to crag on his uniquely designed hooves -- and the goat wins.

Now study a Capricorn. Where will you find him? Just about anywhere he can advance or improve himself. Any­where he can get ahead and further his secret ambitions. Try a social gathering. The Capricorn is not a carefree party type, but the goat we're studying is a social climber as well as a mountain climber. Pick a mixed group, prefer­ably in the upper income level. You can also try the middle income level, but the lower you go beneath that, the smaller your chances of finding a Capricorn. He probably won't be wearing a lamp shade on his head, tap dancing or calling attention to himself in any way; he'll be the admiring spec­tator in the background. You may not even notice him at first as he quietly and calmly watches all the flashy, pushy, charming, aggressive and brilliant personalities around him. Everyone in the group will seem to have su­perior equipment for the race -- any race. Lots of them are bluffing, some of them are afraid, but they're all highly polished, and the Capricorn doesn't seem to have a chance against them. Yet, he will win.
by Vivien Mourier June 02, 2007
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