| 1. | Capn' and Captain | ||
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The cereal Capn' Crunch with spiced rum Captain Morgan instead of milk. Crunch Berries are optional. This is also known as the white person version of pouring a 40 oz in your cereal. I was having a bowl of Capn' and Captain so they didn't let me drive home.
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| 2. | capn' crunch | ||
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a tasty cereal which leaves joy and happiness inside your mouth. That Capn' Crunch was off da hook.
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| 3. | Captain Crunch | ||
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A tasty whisky and milk cocktail, usually consisting of 1 finger of whisky (the cheap stuff from the supermarket will do) and a half pint of cold milk. Damn, that was some good Captain Crunch!
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| 4. | The Crunchatizer | ||
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The act of stuffing Cap'n Crunch into a female's frontal sex hole and giving her shitty pleasure palace a "milk enema." The male then gives her oral from one hole to another interspersed with brief bouts of first-base until both partners have gotten a well-balanced breakfast. "Are you hungry? Do you want to go get a bagel?"
No, I gave my neighbor The Crunchatizer last night and I'm still full." |
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| 5. | cerealist | ||
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Someone who has mastered the art of eating, making and preparing a perfect bowl of cereal. A true Cerealist takes passion in mixing brands to find the perfect balance of texture and sweetness. ex. Golden Grahams & Capn' Crunch or Cinnamon Toast Crunch & Crispix Some hardcore cerealists even substitute regular milk for chocolate milk. Because Matt considers himself a cerealist (and he's incredibly stoned right now), he's probably going to make himself a bowl of Golden Capn' Chocolate Crunch Grahams. And it will be epic.
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| 6. | Haterman | ||
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Person who habitually playa hates. One who makes hating a full time job. Where's your cape HATERMAN?
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| 7. | lemon frosty | ||
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When you are in sexual intercourse with your partner and you jizz all over their face and then you let your bladder go and piss all over their face! It is optional if you are using some whipcream in the process to rub it on their face to add a little flavor so you can enjoy this treat even more when you eat it with a spoon to enjoy this kinky and delicious treat. Edward: Oh my god, last night me and Tom had such a good time, While he was giving me my hot blow job, he couldn't hold his jizz much longer so he did it all over my face and then some reason he pissed on my face. I had whipped cream on my penis because I couldn't afford lube so I added it to the thing, it was the best lemon frosty I ever had. It was even better because I ate it with my favorite big bird spoon that I got from my Capn' Crunch cereal in which burned the roof of my mouth, the lemon frosty fixed the burn though, its amazing!
Ron: Dang!! Next time you really need to invite me it sounds so delicious and kinky. |
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