Captain Crunch Carpet 

When the carpet by the side of your bed gets hard from all the jizz you ejaculate and later get rid of by smearing it on the side of the carpet. Later that morning when you step on the dry jizz it makes that CRUNCH noise.

carpet+jizz= captain crunch carpet

Captain Crunch Carpet by Stubs714 December 14, 2009

Captain-crunch mouth 

the post-eating phenomenon where one's mouth hurts and might bleed due to scraping of the sharp Captain Crunch cereal against the gums and roof of the mouth during mastication. The Cereal even after soaking in milk can stay sharp and lacerate gums if eaten hurriedly.

You need to watch out for Captain-Crunch mouth if you are engaging in oral sex and are at risk for STD infection.

Captain-crunch mouth by GDDPHD February 21, 2015

Captain Crunch 

Demonic cereal that makes you shit rainbows.

KJ: Wanna grab sum Captain Crunch Berries?
Tyrone: Fuck nah! Last time I ate dat shit, mah asshole exploded!

Captain Crunch by Bird Gang 😦 October 9, 2017

captain crunch 

The only cereal brand that includes dingleberries. Captain Crunch All-Bran With Dingleberries is very rare and seldom to be found. This is because dingleberries are seasonal (they are more abundant during the hot summer months) and handpicked.

I die for my Captain Crunch with Dingleberries!

captain crunch by Hugh G Rection May 13, 2005

Captain Crunch 

Some bunk ass weed sold by some cracker jack ass niggas usually contains seeds stems leaves and is dry and crunchy know to cause headaches

The homie: yo this nigga Nathan was tryna sell me some captain crunch it was full of seeds and hedge clippings it fell apart right when i touched it.
ME: Haha the nigga was prolly trying to scrape up some money for a decent hair cut for once haha.

Captain Crunch by THE CAPTAIN January 6, 2014

Peanut Butter Captain Crunch 

1)A deliciously yummy cereal.
2)A deliciously yummy cereal that Sarah denies people just to watch them squirm in agony after "accidentally" misinforming them of the unfortunate event that she has mistaken boring, bland, tasteless, disgusting, regular, Captain Crunch for delectable, delicious, crunchy, chewy, cheesy, melty, Peanut Butter Captain Crunch.

"Hey guys, guess what!!!"
"What?"
"I have Peanut Butter Captain Crunch in my cupboard!"
"You do?!?! HURRAY!!!" *DANCE*
*RUN RUN RUN*
"Whoops, my bad this is just plain, old, bland, tasteless, regular, Captain Crunch."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" *SOB*
"MWHUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" *EVIL GRIN*
(Based on a real life event)

Peanut Butter Captain Crunch by Cap'n Dictionary January 17, 2008

Captain Crunch 

The most famous phreak of all time, who discovered that the whistles that came in boxes of Captain Crunch cereal emitted perfect 2600 Hz tones. 2600Hz was the frequency used by Bell's switching systems to indicate a trunk being freed. By sending 2600Hz after making a call to a WATs line after they hung up, you could trick the phone network into giving you another dial tone, on which you are not charged. You could then send MF tones to dial your second (free) call. Steve Wozniac, co-founder of apple computer supposedly used this trick to prank the pope without paying anything or being at all traceable. None of this stuff works anymore, of course.

Captain Crunch whistles are now sold out of the back of 2600 magazines for $99. But they don't actually do anything anymore.

Captain Crunch by W8Something November 6, 2004