| 1. | The Fantastically Marvelicious and Delicious Tag-Debate Team | ||
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A team of two clones that randomly met on Omegle. One wears a red cape, one wears a yellow one, and they plan to take over the world. Be warned. Danny and Summer are the The Fantastically Marvelicious and Delicious Tag-Debate Team.
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| 2. | farm team system | ||
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The practice of rating women using the baseball farm team system:
Major League (8-10) AAA (6 1/2-8) AA (5-6 1/2) Hi A (4-5) Lo A (3-4) Rookie League (1-3) Cape Cod League (or Bush League) (< 1) People will generally play within their leagues, occasionally going up or down a league. Someone who plays up two leagues or more is either very lucky or pulling some shady shit. Someone who plays down two or more leagues is either desperate, really drunk, or has absolutely no standards for whatever reason. Even Ol' Dirty Pete, who had no standards whatsoever and routinely dated girls from all leagues of the farm team system, nearly lost his lunch when bush league Gretchen, who looked like she'd just raided an entire McDonald's and then been picked up by a tornado, bombarded with debris, and dropped on her face into a briar patch, showed up at the pool in a G-string bikini.
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| 3. | Cape Cod League | ||
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Also known as "bush league." This is the lowest class of women on the farm team system who do not even merit a 1 on their appearance. In other words, these women would be very ugly and weather beaten and are generally avoided like the plague by most right-minded men looking for a significant other or just a fuck buddy to share their lives with. Dave: Hey guys, meet my new girlfriend Fatima.
*disgusting 600-pound porker walks in with her footsteps almost sounding like she could make the ground shake* Mike: WHAT THE?!! Richard: Oh shit... Eric: So um, where you from? Boston? Fatima: (bellowing) Why do you ask? Eric: Well um, you remind me of this girl I met in uhhh... Cape Cod. Fatima: WHAAT?! Are you calling me Cape Cod League?! You're DEAD little man! Eric: Oh no!!! *gets thrown through window* Fatima: I may be a bit healthy, but check this out! *flashes everyone; rolls upon rolls of blubber flop out* Richard: For the love of God... Mike: I share that feeling man. Dave: More cushion for the pushin' baby! Awwwww riiiight! Mark H. UD contributer since February 2004. |
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| 4. | cape girls | ||
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1) A young female who requires only a small amount of alcohol in order to begin making out.
2)A young woman who lacks sexual scruples. 1) Look at that girl over there mackin' it with the football team! How much did she drink? One beer? God, she's such a Cape Girl!
2)Person A: Who in their right mind would find greasy white dudes who appropriate black culture attractive? Person B: I dunno, probably Cape Girls. |
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| 5. | Cape Cod Chowdah | ||
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When your partner is giving you head on a boat and you cum into their mouth. As the boat is tacking, the boom will hit them in the head and (this is the tricky part) you must hold them underwater until they swallow the mixture of water and semen. As you give them mouth-to-mouth CPR you drink the mixture of sea water semen and vomit. When you eventually throw it all up, you make your partner (who is now conscious) drink the mixture. All the while a lobster is pinching their anus. Jim's mom has a fear of the ocean ever since she got Cape Cod Chowdah'd by the sailing team.
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| 6. | Cape Town Street Racing | ||
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Is a group of young people that is enthusiastic about racing but keeping it clean. Cape town street racing is a crew/ racing team!
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| 7. | State Championship Ring | ||
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The ring each member on a high school football team acquires when they win a State Championship. Too bad for those rich kids on the Cape Elizabeth football team. No money in the world could buy them enough talent to win a State Championship Ring.
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