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welfare capitalists 

Basically every one in Washington. They give money to people who cannot work because they would rather sit at home. What they should do is use the money and use it to fix roads, thus creating jobs. They also could stop handing out money to the corporate America for doing nothing but hurting America by keeping all the money to themselves.
Washington is a bunch of Welfare Capitalists
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fair weather capitalists 

Those bunch of socialist and communist types who are OK with CEO's receiving multi-million-dollar severance packages plus bonuses when times are good, but who whine, complain and carry on and on when tha same things go on during bad times.
We are being inudated with fair weather capitalists in a snit over this AIG bonuses affair!

crapalistic 

An expression to define your uber crappy mood.
How was your day?

It was crapalistic. Thanks for asking!
crapalistic by ruit beer May 18, 2005

Caralissa 

Most Caralissa's are blond sometimes brunette. They are usually nice have nice bodies and our kind. If you have a Caralissa that's in your life do not let them go. If they're your sibling they will annoy you but you never want to see them go. You would rather hang out with Caralissa then anyone else in the room.
Who's that person?

Oh that's just Caralissa.
She looks so sweet!
Caralissa by Taylorrrre April 24, 2022

Dick Catalysts 

A Dick Catalyst is when friends turn up to your date to increase your chances of 'getting in', they are catalyzing your chances.
'Yeah, we'll come down on Sunday, we'll be you dick catalysts.'

Congregational Capitalists 

Wealth worshiping religious extremists, who praise God and worship money while posing as Christians and using their wealth to oppress and exploit their fellow man by funding politicians' political campaigns. They stand before a nation of people and testilie about their faith and virtue.
Congregational Capitalists are responsible for the 2008 Domestic Economic Terrorist Attack that destroyed our nation's economy.
A person who takes the time to learn about money, instead of just bitching that there working hard and not getting ahead and saying that capitalists are evil.
Robert Kiyosaki is a true capatilist
Captalist by Me October 24, 2004