lice capades 

The fun that ensues from your kids and consequent family getting lice.

I'm almost finished washing everything in our house, burning the couch and putting the kids in a plastic bag to isolate the infestation. It's so much fun! Welcome to the lice capades..

lice capades by cdafox July 16, 2010

shit capades 

Taking a really disgusting dump in at someone else's house or in a public place.

"I just destroyed that bathroom."
"Shit capades are so much fun."

shit capades by ShiftyNevada March 19, 2013

fight capades 

1) Fighting on ice, e.g. professional hockey.

2) A hockey game that has an inordinate amount of fights either throughout the game or simultaneously as in a bench-clearing brawl.

Fan 1: "Did you watch the Stanley Cup finals between the Penguins and the Redwings? Talbot fought Lindstrom, Fleury fought, Osgood fought Ericcson, Ericcson fought Talbot..."

Fan 2: "Oh, you mean the fight capades. Yeah, the Pens kicked their asses!"

fight capades by Tenacious Faulker June 23, 2009

ice capades 

Any meth-amphetamine fueled crime spree.

Last nights ice capades, were dope yo...we mugged some chick, stole a car, slammed it into a wall, and jumped some rich dude.

ice capades by spinladen July 29, 2011

ice capades 

Having butt sex without any lube and not being able to sit down for a wonderful show like the ice capades.

"I went to the Ice Capades with that guy from the bar last night and it hurt so bad driving home this morning"

ice capades by ellis292 October 2, 2007

Disneyland "Ice Capades" Era

When Disneyland Opened In 1955, Walt Disney Didn't Have Costumed Characters Readily Available To Roam Around The Parks. So, He Struck A Deal With The Ice Capades (Who Previously Used Disney Costumes In Their Shows Since 1949.) To Borrow What Characters They Had Used. They Had The Basics. Pinocchio, Dumbo, Mickey & Minnie, Donald Duck, Etc. Although These Costumes Looked Okay From A Distance, When You Look At Them Up Close, These Things Were Fucking Scary As Shit!!! Even After The Park Had Opened, The Ice Capades Had Still Kept The Deal With Disney & Continued Giving Them Retired Ice Capades Costume Characters. Characters Such As Fifi The French Poodle, Scottie, Maude The Comedy Mule & Other Unidentifiable Costumed Characters All The Way Up To At Least 1966, When Walt Disney Died.

Person: What Was The Weirdest Time For Disneyland?
Me: Disneyland "Ice Capades" Era

Disneyland "Ice Capades" Era by DisneyFanFuck2008 September 15, 2020

sex-capades 

Sex capades

1 ) A session of uninhibited sex in the weird, odd or wildest places.

2) Sex for sport.

3) Is the practice of two or more casual sex partners being free to do it where-ever and whenever.

4) No filters with multiple or singular sexual partners.

5) Promiscuous.

Oh, so you guys are just going to go away this weekend and get your sex-capades on? I hear that, I aint mad atcha!

sex-capades by Merci Merc October 29, 2012