|1.||League of fat people|
BEWARE!!! The League of fat people want you fried, diced and put on a stick! forget pollution and world hunger these guys want to eat the world till it's no more! If you come across a member keep calm and remember they are if capable of walking slow as anything! if one is following you and it's getting on your nerves put a piece of cheese in a locked cage and it will be busy for hours trying anything to get to the cheese. If you are surrounded cover a member in barbeque sauce and leg it!
Jerry (a member of the league of fat people) "Yum yum....you know i do feel a bit peckish!"
The anonymous victim "I swear i'm low fat!"
One Who Genuinely Believes that they are capable of standing infront of cameras broadcasting to billions around the world and delivering a perfect speech consisting of 1000 words or more
If Bobby were to say "President Bush is stupid, look what he said during his last speech!"
Bobby should then be considered stupid because he has stated that he is capable of standing and delivering a perfect speech that will be broadcasted live to billions of people, whe obvioulsy he has not had the chance to do so, fortunately.
|3.||State of the Unizzle Address|
The type of State of the Union speech that Chris Rock or Dave Chappelle might give.
State of the Unizzle Addressmore...
"My fellow Americans, wazzzzaaaaaa! You pimps and hos have been doin' a good job, fa sho. I wanna give a holla to my dog over in SoCal - and also wanna holla at my dogs in NYC. We keep that shit real ya heeeard me peeps!
My fellow American playas and hot mammas and baby daddies and homies, we are faced with a great threat today. This is some serious shit yall. I want yall to listen to me very very fuckin seriously carefully ok. I didn't go to the school of Hard Knocks Ivy on Dubs Law Academy for nuthin, bitches. I know this shit is for real. I didn't grajjjawate with a .44 for nothin bitches - I know my shit ya heard me dogs.
So here's the deal - we gotta bust a cap in Irans head OK. Those bitches are gettin fuckin sick and straight-up evil ya know. So let's teach those bitches a good nice lesson, ya heeaaard. I am making a proposition that we bust a cap up in their ass too.
Oh and they definitely got weapons of massive destruction - no doubt. No doubt my peeps. Just yesterday I saw on the news that they were making fire! Fire, bitches! That's some seriously dangerous shit! That's chemical weaponry by the way, capable of mass murder and annihilation.
So we got that straight now and u all feel me, aight bitches? OK, next on the agenda is the school policy.
There is no doubtation to me that school is very vital and very good for the whole nation. So remember kids - stay in school, be cool, don't be a fool, don't be a tool, do...
The inability for technically capable people to learn from manuals, while being perfectly capable of learning by watching someone do something or by being walked through it.
From the prefix "dys", meaning 'bad' or 'ill'; "tech" as a short form of 'technology'; "lex" either from 'lex' meaning rule or law, or 'lexis' meaning the totality of words and their combinations in a language; and 'ia' as the connective suffix. Not to be confused with techlexia. Derived in part from "dyslexia"
She is capable of learning how to operate the machine perfectly by watching someone else use it, but her dystechlexia keeps her from learning from a written manual.
|5.||eight circuits of consciousness|
a considerable theory assumed by the philosopher Timothy Leary. The way Leary saw it, the nervous system consists of 8 potential circuits, or "gears". Four of these circuits are located in the usually active left lobe of the brain and are concerned with our terrestrial survival; the four on the right side are "extraterrestrial", reside in the usually inactive right lobe, and are for use in our future evolution.more...
This explains why the right lobe is usually inactive, and why it becomes active when one injests psychedelic drugs.
To better understand this theory, here's an in depth explaination of each circuit:
I. THE BIO-SURVIVAL CIRCUIT
This invertebrate brain was the first to evolve (2 to 3 billion years ago) and is the first activated when a human infant is born. It programs perception onto an either-or grid divided into nurturing-helpful Things (which it approaches) and noxious-dangerous Things (which it flees, or attacks). The imprinting of this circuit sets up the basic attitude of trust or suspicion which will ever after trigger approach or avoidance.
II. THE EMOTIONAL CIRCUIT
This second, more advanced bio-computer formed when vertebrates appeared and began to compete for territory (perhaps 500,000,000 B.C.). In the individual, this bigger tunnel-reality is activated when the DNA master-tape triggers the metamorphosis from crawling to walking. As every parent knows, the toddler is no longer a passive (bio-survival) i...
|6.||PIT OF DESPAIR|
A shady, unknown location, where three medusas are said to be residing and waiting for their prey. Whenever someone attempts to communicate with these beings, they're immediately banished from the location that seems to resemble a dorm room. One of them has the appearance of the grudge girl but is sometimes disguised as a petite girl. The other demon pretends to hail from the Nordic wonderland of Sweden but alas only a true Swede can see through her clever disguise. The last little imp has chosen the form of an Asian girl but beware, when provoked she's not only capable of climbing walls but singing like a whale as well.
Don't go to the PIT OF DESPAIR, or you will surely lose your soul.
|7.||Sword of Truth|
Resides in the Cave of Whale Penis, defended by the 12 Penguin Knights of Coitus. The only weapon Capable of defeating Hernando, the mighty Spanish Dragon, that suspected of being gay. The Sword of Truth represents the pain a parent feels when their child comes out of the closet.