To slap your hand on top of your cock when you are ready to blow your load to keep the cum from going everywhere.
I was fucking that chick so hard that if I came inside her it would blow her uterus up, and if I pulled out, it would have sprayed the wall. So did the only thing I could - I had to Cap-it and puddle the giz on her belly.
Also known as a Level-5 cap, it is a spray nozzle used on spraypaint by grafitti artists. It has a large spray diameter, and is preffered for fill-ins and bombing.
Yo pass me the gold cap, this stock isn't spitting enough.
|3.||tap it and cap it|
to have sex with a girl then promptly blow her brains out. (after busting that nut of course).
Frank: You hear about that dead bitch in the papers?
Teddy: oh yeah, jennifer right? she was at that party.
Frank: what can I say man, tap it and cap it.
An ache or pain located in the head caused by reading and writing in continuous caps lock, it happens because when you read caps lock it is like you are shouting over people, that arn't actually there.
There is no cure.
Reggie: AHHHH CAPS LOCK LOLOLOLOLOOL
Hasna: ouch, cap-ache.
|5.||Make it hap'n, Cap'n.|
A catchy phrase used to tell someone to do something; used in place of "Make it so," "Go 'head, do it," "G'head, then," etc.
(Forced rhyme slang of 'Make it happen, Captain.")
A: 'I'm gonna tap that.'
B: 'Make it hap'n, Cap'n.'
A: 'This party needs more booze!'
B: 'Well then make it hap'n, Cap'n!'
Red Cap, a distinctly Canadian beer, is sold in a stubby bottle and has been compared to mule piss as well as the discarge from an elephant's anus.
This product, if offered to good friends who help you move, should not be consumed and the purveyors of the Red Cap should be ridiculed for months thereafter. Also, any situation which has a negative outcome or shamelessly cheap origins can be referred to as a "Red Cap" situation.
Red Cap can be used as a verb, interchangable with "Pwned."
Gracious Idiot: Thanks for helping me move guys. We got you some beer, it's in the fridge.
Good Friends: RED CAP? What the fuck?
Gracious Idiot: Yo man, it's good stuff.
Good Friends: Way to break a fin on us.
Stubs: Hey baby, you got some fine curves kickin on that ass. Can I hit that?
Fine Ass Bitch: Go Red Cap yourself, loser.
|7.||Pink Swim Cap|
Before sexual intercourse a bald male first shaves off his or the females pubic hair. Then pours a bowl (or glass) of his own semen on his head and proceeds to place the pubes onto his noggin. After securing the pubic hair toupee the man spreads the womans vagina and shoves his head inside of the "Pink Swim Cap".
"Dude when I gave that chick a pink swim cap it reminded me of the days when I had a full head of hair."