- sleeps way too much
- is a really bad drinker
- professional in french leave or not showing up
- whines about almost everything
a canyon is someone who is the worst drinker in the world and the best sleeper in the world. for example a human koala
A very loose slut esp. with a gaping vagina or in some cases, a gaping anus.
Danielle is the canyon!
someone who likes to ride horses and bitch
at everyone about everything.
chloe: markala, shut the fuck up. nobody cares.
markala: damn! quit being such a canyon.
A women's vagina that is wider than a tire and deeper than a pool.
Did you hear that Linda has a Canyon in her pants.
1) Badass tank gunner smoking cigar
2) Ripper bloke
3) L33t no scoper
Driver: "Yo Canyon! Take down that haji at 10 o clock!"
The Canyon: "Fuckin' Get Some!!"
Places where redneck high schoolers party at. Location often provides the opportunity of "mudding." Canyon parties are fun, no doubt, but often not very well thought-out.
*Big & Rich blaring in the background of canyon party*
"Shit son! the po's are coming! Let's climb up into the trees so we don't get caught!"
*4 hours later*
"Well, I'm finally sobering up...do you think they wrote down my license plates while they were here?"
A unique period in the menstrual cycle, Justin Bieber being the only known woman to experience this stage of the cycle. It involves ovulation from the kidneys, rather than ovaries and can cause high distress levels, often resulting in an inability to walk.
Male A - "Dude, what's up with her?"
Male B - "I dunno man, it's like she's on her canyon"