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Sean Connerized 

When at a party, somebody brings up SNL celebrity jeapordy, everyone begins to perform their imitation of Sean Connery at the same time, absolutely convinced in their heart of hearts that their Sean Connery is the best the best.
Ex: Sean Connerized

Guy #1-Hey did you see the SNL jeapordy? Sean Connery is so funny.
(All at the same time)
Guy #2-Whore Seamen Trebeck.
Guy #3-Jap Anus Relations
Guy #4-I was with your mother last night, Trebek.
Guy #5-Anal bum cover
Sean Connerized by Darron B March 13, 2008

Capperized 

the act of being sucked into a mission or endeavor wherein you are asked to go above and beyond any reasonable means of effort to carry out a random task for the purpose of assisting someone complete or finish his errand, job, duty, or chore in advancement of his personal gain. These missions/jobs/chores/errands/tasks generally involve several side missions, financial hardships, detours and more often than not take twice as long as proposed and include various parties.
I was capperized into helping move the sailboat up the river to be safe from the storm.
Capperized by Head Gopher July 28, 2010

cauterize the phonebook

To remove the names of people from your phonebook that you no longer want to have the urge to call or text. Particularly those people who were the reciever of previous romantic advances or friends who have become "yucky" in some way or another. Can also be used to refer to regular clearing of business dead ends or ex-clients info.
person one: So hows the new unattached life going?

person two: After the first year, I needed to cauterize the phonebook in my berry, I think I was chasing too many possibilities. I keep texting old failed attempts. I need to chill out and focus on my own life.

casperized

to giz on top of a girls head then throw a white sheet on her head.
"I Casperized that ho. She looked like Casper the friendly Ghost!"
casperized by Jihad One December 3, 2007

Cauterize 

A kick ass punk rock band from Canada. No longer together, sadly. They have released 4 albums, all which kick ass, under the name Cauterize and two under the name T.O.E. Their music has appeared in the game 1080 Avalanche and the movie Eurotrip.

Their singles include:
Something Beautiful
Killing Me
Choke
Closer
Minor Key Symphony

Other badass songs include:
Waking To The Sun
Porcelain (A beautiful power ballad)
Shooting Stars
Miracles or Medicine

It's also worth noting that this band is CRIMANALLY underrated, and is up to par, and even better in some aspects, than mainstream punk bands such as Rise Against and Against Me!, anybody who enjoys the genre of music owes it to themselves to check Cauterize out.
Punk fan 1: Hey, isn't Rise Against a great band?
Punk fan 2: Yeah, but I think Cauterize is way better
Punk fan 1: Who the hell is Cauterize?
Punk fan 2: *Gives punk fan 1 a Cauterize CD*
Punk fan 1: Holy shit this is amazing! *Chucks Rise Against CD out the window*

*They both begin headbanging and moshing*

cunterized

someone who has been turned into a cunt
my buddy has been cunterized by his girlfriend
cunterized by mr nitie August 1, 2011