Canoot

(can-oot) - A tropical bird that lives in the depths of brain dysfunctions, caused by marijuana consumption, that is believed to have cannabis feathers. Has similarities some-what of an owl.

"It's a green and purple weed owl dude, common."

"I saw a magnificent Canoot when I took my twenty-third hit of a fat blunt."

- Josh

by RighteousRissa August 5, 2010

canooter

a females private parts, vaginal area

My canooter was sore after a rough night of my lover pounding it hard with his cock.

by madam loves a lot January 24, 2008

canoot

a substitute word for the amazing word CUNT.... this word canoot is great to use when you dont wnna get in trouble with cunts who doesnt like the word cunt!!!

yoo look its a cunt!!

dont say that say canoot
why the fuck wud i wnna say canoot its cunt or nuffin
u fucking canoot wanna fight ddgiraffe!!

by holland-are-cunts June 28, 2010

canooter valve

1.)Butthole! Yay!

2.) A huge fart that comes from your ass. (See example)

Did someone just bust thier canooter valve?

by I am not Anonymous October 12, 2007

Canooter valve

Nasal passage, nose often used for snorting things such as drugs.

Christopher broke his canooter valve so he wasnt able to smell any roses.

by BigBootyKris April 7, 2019