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named for the metaphor of bringing a cannon (like a small civil war cannon) to a party to do one of two things
1. Pulled when someone says something toolish 2. Used to disperse a crowd in a bar of people you don't like. 1. Sam and Rick outside during smoke break
Sam: Hey Rick, it's your birthday coming up and we should celebrate. let's do something cool; we'll make it a party Rick: No can do, I have some work to do. Anyway, I really enjoy work and think get-togethers are getting sort of old, you know? Sam: *imitates pulling the draw string of a cannon* Party Cannon! That is the lamest toolish piss I've ever heard. Take your head out of your ass and let's go celebrate your fuckin' birthday. 2. Paul: Joe pulled out the party cannon when the Stamp collectors association started singing at his favorite bar. It dispersed them, and then Joe and his friends could drink and have a good time in peace. |
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| 2. | Hydro Cannon | ||
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The strongest water type move in the game "Pokemon" Hydro Cannon (Japanese: ハイドロカノン Hydro Cannon) is a damage-dealing Water-type move introduced in Generation III. Hydro Cannon inflicts damage and then forces the user to recharge during the next turn. Unless this attack misses, the user will always have to recharge. Only the water-type Pokemon starters are able to use it, including Smeargle. It's a special attack, it's power point is 5 (max is 8), and it's accuracy is 90%.
If it misses: * Does not make contact * Affected by Protect * Not affected by Magic Coat * Not affected by Snatch * Affected by BrightPowder * Affected by King's Rock It may affect anyone but the user. |
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| 3. | Ganon Cannon | ||
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A cannon used in the Subspace Emissary, in Super Smash Bros. Brawl. Controlled by Ganon and Bowser. This was used because they were told by Master Hand (Who was really controlled by Tabuu) to create an army of ships, and a HUGE FUCKING CANNON TO BLOW THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF EVERYTHING. This would then turn it into Subspace, but suddenly, Kirby destroys the cannon by piercing it with the legendary Kirby Air Ride vehicle, the Dragoon. The cannon then proceeds to FUCKING EXPLODE AND COMBUST ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. Ganon and Bowser then admit defeat and go back to Subspace in the portal. Luigi: Hey Mario, you see that Ganon Cannon?
Mario: MAMA MIA! |
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| 4. | Fire the cannon | ||
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to fart on the toilet
to fart loudly in a place that will create an echo Honey what are you doing in there? "I had to fire the cannon"
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| 5. | Honey Cannon | ||
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Honey Cannon (noun) or (adj.): erotic use of honey to provide happiness; contentment or sexual deliria; highly pleasing or agreeable to the senses, especially of taste or smell or action
Honey Cannon (verb): to be indulged; loved or caressed; feeling of intense desire and attraction; the emotion of sex and romance; passion; intercourse (noun) or (adj.): I want Honey Cannon right now!
(verb): I was Honey Cannon(ed) today or I would love to be Honey Cannon(ed) by .....*! *Footnote: you can insert one or more names of the persons for your personal use of Honey Cannon ! |
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| 6. | Honey Cannon | ||
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Honey Cannon (noun) or (adj.): erotic use of honey to provide happiness; contentment or sexual deliria; highly pleasing or agreeable to the senses, especially of taste or smell or action
Honey Cannon (verb): to be indulged; loved or caressed; feeling of intense desire and attraction; the emotion of sex and romance; passion; intercourse noun) or (adj.): I want Honey Cannon right now!
(verb): I was Honey Cannon(ed) today or I would love to be Honey Cannon(ed) by .....*! *Footnote: you can insert one or more names of the persons for your personal use of Honey Cannon ! |
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| 7. | n00b cannon | ||
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(n.) Any weapon used in a multiplayer game that is supposedly overpowered.
Although not limited to FPS and MMORPG genres, it is primarily used as a sarcastic remark against anybody who gets 'lucky kills', or just happens to be in the right place at the right time (Specifically against people who otherwise show little-no ability in the game). ie. Grenade launchers in general. (Battlefield, GunZ) Tanks or heavily armored vehicles. (Battlefield, Halo) Automatic shotguns. (CS:S, GunZ) Machine guns. (CS:S, GunZ) Semi-automatic sniper rifles. (CS:S) Any mid-short range weapon that has a high probability to kill in one hit. (Any/all FPS) Assassin or Sniper abilities (courtesy CoZ) Low-level characters with powerful magic or weapons (ROSE, Runescape, WoW) "Who killed me with the n00b cannon?!"
'It was the guy with absolutely no score. Well.. He has a score now, anyway.' "Lucky n00b! I'ma kick your @$$ next round!" |
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