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3.
1: A delicious Italian pastry.

2: An exclamation. (surprise, excitement, shock, horror, etc)
1: That was a tasty cannoli.

2: Holy Cannolis!!!;

Person 1: "I just heard Person 3 ate an Italian pastry."
Person 2: "Cannoli!!!"
by Killerkat9793cheez June 14, 2009
 
1.
"Cannoli" is the plural of "cannolo," which is a Sicilian pastry consisting of a crisp pastry tube filled with sweetened ricotta. The ricotta filling is sometimes sprinkled with crushed pistachios, chopped candied citron or orange peel, or semi-sweet chocolate chips. It's a popular item in Italian-American bakeries.
I'll have a dozen cannoli. But please make up some fresh ones. I don't want any that were already filled an hour ago.
by Farfalla February 24, 2008
 
2.
Italian pastries that are interchangeable with guns.
In "The Godfather" movie, after his accomplice shoots a disloyal associate of the Corleone family, Clemenza says: "Leave the gun, take the Cannoli."
by TheConsigliere July 20, 2010
 
4.
an italian pastry filled with cream and chocolate chips.
CANNOLiPANTS: hey bellaface that was a GOODASS cannoli? where'd you get it?
BELLAFACE: take a wild guess, you crazy beast, you. ;-*
by KATi NOELLE aka CANNOLiPANTS October 15, 2005
 
5.
A sex act in which a female with a yeast infection would use a spatula to scrape the cream off of her vagina and stuff the creamy concoction into a man's foreskin ( if applicable). Once the man's foreskin is filled to maximum capacity, a used tampon may be added for garnish. The cannoli is then ready to be served.
My girlfriend was very happy to provide the cream for my cannoli last night. I've never seen such generous portions. She even topped it off with a lovely edible candied tampon.
by downtowndbrown March 03, 2014
 
6.
A wankster or wigger. White on the outside, whiter on the inside.
A good way to tell a cannoli is if they think of themselves as an Uh-Oh Oreo (White on the outside, black on the inside).

That freshman is such a cannoli; he calls his sister J-Dawg and wishes he could be 50 Cent.
by Vimmy November 06, 2007