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The solution to the human overpopulation problem.
People who think cannibalism is mean are bitches who should be eaten first.
by GleefulSchizo666 December 20, 2004
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eating your own species.
oh my god, he is a cannibal, he ate my best friend.
by your mother August 13, 2003
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To put it frankly:
People eating other people.
Also works for animals, as long as they're the same species.
The deserted pioneers had to resort to cannibalism to survive.
by Persephone~ February 19, 2009
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The process of a person or thing eating the flesh or organs of a creature of the same species. Is a way of life in some tribes.
The man was forced to eat the woman's flesh after she froze to death and food was scarce.
by Smiley July 06, 2004
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A very popular sport invented in Cambodia in 1924 to solve their overpopulation problem. The European occupation helped it spread to Britain, but was soon banned in both lands due to Cambodian dictatorship and British protest (King George III was nearly eaten by the Duke of York).

It is still practiced by Cambodian tribes, and is pressured to become an Olympic sport.
My Cambodian friend, Xiao Dong, likes to play cannibalism with my family, but every time we play one of my relatives goes missing....
by Invader Zimbabwe February 24, 2011
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Oh I'm starving and there is no food and shelter around here, only people....maybe I can resort to cannibalism eat them and make a house of 1,000 corpses
by Bar'-ry March 10, 2008
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a very good fucking idea!
it could solve world hunger,
but yet against the law.
starving person: i wish i had somthing to eat
person with blue eyes: uhm, you should try cannibalism
starving person: good idea!
*starving person eats person with blue eyes*
starving person: mmmmmmm


by someonenumbertwo July 10, 2008
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