LATER IN GYM
gym teacher: ok guys time to run the mile
cankle girl: wow this is easier than i thought
douche: man, this sucks balls dude
AFTER DONE WITH MILE
gym teacher: ok well the cankle girl got the best time in the class! oh, and um the douche can suck sum mile ass
douche: aw fuck i got beat by a chick
cankle girl: yea bitches what now eat my cankle ASS
It is the condition where the ankle girth is equal to or indiscernibly less than the girth of the widest part of the calf. It is not ankle fat per se, but rather a state of being “big-boned” in the ankle region while simultaneously experiencing gross muscle atrophy of the gastrocnemius.
Symptoms include: deep elastic grooves from socks, increased razor wear-and-tear, ability to reap 20 bushels of grain per hour.
Man 2: "Hopefully she'll marry a farmer"