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A middle aged man who hides in a Woman's room stall at Airports for an opportunity to sneak a peak or kiss the ankles of a morbidly obese woman in adjacent stalls.
Tammy, your infected corns can wait I just found out the town doctor was arrested under the new cankle kisser statute.
by stinkylettuce July 29, 2009

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